Ur Klan

[Emirates 24|7 App @Emirates_24_7]

It's not social oppression that moves wild-eyed revolutionaries; it's

[Полина Терехановa @pterekhanova]

The reason why worry kills more people than work does is that more

[광용 @somethingat24th]

A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere

[Tiger Woods @Tigerwoodf]

be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

[Людмила Сапоговa @a_rashid0505]

just look at the average television evangelist.

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with

[Олег Петрашков @PetrashkovOleg]

Yea, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, I shall

[Павел Игошев @luget88]

"I'w nevew be youw beast of buwden...."!Rolling Fudds

[Saidamen B. Balt @damen_19]

I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.

[Мила Каекинa @MkaekinaA]

Hiya, Doc! What's cookin'? - Data

[Salaoi78 @salaoi78]

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

[Фёдор Ломаш @flomash4]

A scone is a biscuit that's gone to college.

[Павел Игошев @luget88]

Better one true friend than a hundred relatives.

[fltechwebstudent @fltech_webbie]

Hong Kong, Son of King Kong

[Татьяна Шалаевa @ShalaevaA]

Gun Control: Ability to hit what you aim at!

[sahadhathira @sahadhathira123]

percent.

[Sam Armstrong @SamArmstrong77]

Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.

[Пелагея Веденялинa @a_vedenyalina]

When all else is lost, the future still remains.

[강진원 @sakaimiki0]

Why don't gods come with pull-down menus and online help?

[AbdulMannan @sahel_ban]

Anger is never without an argument, or with a good one.