Stunt-fever

[Saidamen B. Balt @damen_19]

I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.

[sairam @sairam6501]

Today's conservative is yesterday's liberal who got mugged last

[Tiger Woods @Tigerwoodf]

be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

[Алексей Ивойлов @aivoylov]

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. I got 'im with the mower!

[Seddiq Alattar @saattars]

Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[Rodolfo Zapata Q @rzapataq]

night.

[광용 @somethingat24th]

A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere

[Михаил Кельдерманов @boss_2104]

A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working

[neena @s3816s]

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with

[Павел Игошев @luget88]

Better one true friend than a hundred relatives.

[정진성 @sadfight]

Software independent: won't work with any software.

[Ольга Лоцмановa @OlyaLotsmanova]

Shrink not from blasphemy - t'will pass for wit.

[Акилина Перлинa @aab0ro3]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[Павел Игошев @luget88]

James S. Brady, Press Secretary to President Reagan was an Eagle Scout.

[AbdulMannan @sahel_ban]

Any contract drawn in more than 50 words contains at least one