Алексей Ивойлов

[Фёдор Пенгитов @fpengitov3]

I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".

[Tiger Woods @Tigerwoodf]

Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon.

[sairam @sairam6501]

If I throw a cat out the car window, is it kitty litter?

[sairam @sairam6501]

Today's conservative is yesterday's liberal who got mugged last

[Людмила Кисловская @lady_luc1fera1]

Being king is not much fun if no one knows you are one.

[Hạ Vy @Tiny_HaVy]

Tôi đã đăng 3 tấm ảnh trên Facebook trong album ảnh Beautiful Heroes http://t.co/PdtpKrXAJZ

[Наталия Палкинa @oxemib21]

No man's knowledge goes beyond his experience.

[Emirates 24|7 App @Emirates_24_7]

It's not social oppression that moves wild-eyed revolutionaries; it's

[Полина Терехановa @pterekhanova]

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

[Елизавета Сивухинa @LizaSivukhina]

A psychotic lives in castles in the air.

[sahadhathira @sahadhathira123]

percent.

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

[fltechwebstudent @fltech_webbie]

Hong Kong, Son of King Kong

[Seddiq Alattar @saattars]

Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.

[Акилина Перлинa @aab0ro3]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[mohamed hilmy @mohamedhilmy12]

envy, pure and simple.

[Syed Akhtar Abbas @akhtarabbassyed]

Asalamo Alaikum Ramzan mubarak to All

[Ur Klan @urklan]

you.

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

for an MBA.