Mallory Fosdick

Struggling to take myself seriously

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Oh look..a phone number.

[Mallory Fosdick @maljeanp]

By god I did it.

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A plane fueled by fat and sugar has crossed the Atlantic Ocean https://t.co/SylegVHpos

[Raleigh Williams @theraleighwill]

About a year ago, we went to Mexico for my wife’s 33rd birthday.

We argued most of the day about stupid shit. 12 years of marriage stuff. 3 kids and 2 busy careers stuff.

It all changed 2 weeks later.

She was diagnosed with stage 3 breast cancer.

Life turned upside down.

A year of hospitals, chemotherapy and a new decade of treatments. It’s easy to look back and wonder what we were so upset about on the beach in Mexico everyone seemingly healthy.

It’s easy to get addicted to problems—“needing” more work, more money, more prep for a storm to come.

When the storm came, we had to wing it anyway.

Enjoy the smooth seas—you’ll be better prepped to handle the choppy water than burnout through constant vigilance.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This nation was built on peaceful protest. No elected official should lose their job simply for raising their voice – especially when they’re doing it on behalf of our children.

[Mallory Fosdick @maljeanp]

The real Tennessee Titans

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

LETS GET #TenneseeThree TRENDING TO SHOW OUR SUPPORT FOR THE THREE LEGISLATORS THE TENNESSEE GOP IS ATTEMPTING TO GET EXPELLED FOR STANDING WITH THE STUDENTS DEMANDING GUN REFORM

Tweet #TenneseeThree
Tweet #TenneseeThree
Tweet #TenneseeThree

[Rachel Bachman @Bachscore]

Tonight is the fifth time this season that Caitlin Clark (41) has scored more points than the 2022 Iowa football team did in any of its games.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Senator Blackburn took $1.25 million from the NRA.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I’m sure if there was anything you could do you would do it. Where are your good guys with guns you shitty nutsack. Oh- it’s not guns it’s mental health? Then implement actual mental health care. Y’all don’t do shit.
I’m so goddamn sick of your ego based garbage. Go kick rocks

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

true fact: more American children have been killed by guns and school shooters than by drag performers

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Tennessee @GovBillLee hasn't had time yet to tweet his thoughts and prayers for Covenant School, but when he does, remind him that this is exactly why police and citizens opposed the permitless carry bill he signed into law at a gun maker's factory in 2021. #tnleg

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

it's hard to believe that ten years of not doing a fucking thing didn't stop school shootings

[Mallory Fosdick @maljeanp]

This is fucking cool

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

For the first time, an all female air crew does the fly over during the #SuperBowl 🔥🔥🔥

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Either you understand Rihanna’s references or you don’t

[Mallory Fosdick @maljeanp]

I’m not a bad communicator; I’m a litmus test for networking. If you can stay in touch with the likes of me, congratulations! You are an amazing networker.

[Mallory Fosdick @maljeanp]

Raise your hand down if you need an affordable childcare option. Ew Gross! Some of y’all need manicures STAT! amiright? OK now raise your hand if your baby survived your abortion attempt! No one? Now THATS in our budget! -GOP

[Peter Hull @instrumenthull]

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[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

The world can now see what we had to deal with for years

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This did not happen.

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

sometimes i'm like "what is wrong with millennial women" and then i remember how in the early 2000s special k tried to wipe us all out by telling us to replace breakfast and lunch with a cup of cereal and a splash of skim milk