Malkalypse

I mostly just like stuff I find interesting, beautiful, or useful. I try to say clever or nice things on occasion.

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After finally getting my sleep schedule to normal hours, I’m now intentionally fucking it up so I can be asleep during the 8 hour period my building’s water will be shut off ><

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@happy_modeling This is wild!!

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Just remembering how my brother-in-law, last weekend, delivered one of the best epic fail quotes I’ve ever heard in my life: “In retrospect, I probably should have removed the asparagus from the plastic bag before putting it on the grill.”

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@uncledoomer Gen X here. We used to call them manic pixie dream girls and they were an entire genre of movie.

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@milkporn Who is she???

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@TheScholastics I already bought it a while back, but when I get a chance I will see about buying gift copies to give to some friends.

I stopped using Autodesk products myself a while back despite having spent 15 years learning and using their software. They’re as bad as Adobe.

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@quantumarts2026 Too late, it’s already on my wish list.

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@Kkasse_ To be honest I think you would distract me regardless of what you were wearing.

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@LarryBundyJr @lonelycanidae Sounded like Gollum having a panic attack to me.

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@BaronKexana I’m curious about the topology right above the breasts in the middle. The next polygons out look like they would be helpful for the deformation when the arms are lifted. Are the ones on the inside just a result of those shapes?

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@MyTearsRicoKay @marcus077777 Well you are old enough to post on the internet, so it would be a little strange.

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@HamskyHbb I would elbow her in the face to knock her out for the rest of the flight, and say “oops” so everyone knew it was an accident.

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@travelingflying I’d say we’ll miss you, but I don’t like to say untrue things.

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@washghost1 How else would you do it?

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@Huff4Congress Can I push a button that prevents them from being able to call me instead?

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@Regardless_100 @sammychrise Me too. I’m so sorry.

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@SayuriArtsy It’s not a haiku. But it has a haiku vibe. I really like it!

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@Rainmaker1973 She is so smart and so cute!!

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@lememon_ What punishment?

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@heynavtoor After some thought, AI is writing and selecting resumes according to the same set of internal parameters, so of course it’s going to choose the resumes it generates.

That or it’s trying to prove that we meatbags are obsolete.