m⁷¹

pens | sharks | bruins
my beloved holy trinity

[starman @sidneythekidnee]

serving so much cunt

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

put a banana phone up to my ear and heard a demon on the other end

[M @nocturama_]

The best cigarette is the one you smoke right after making a disastrous decision

[m⁷¹ @malkamaniac]

Am I being divinely punished

[m⁷¹ @malkamaniac]

@bestofteal The more goalies the better because goalies are #awesome

[m⁷¹ @malkamaniac]

Sometimes I have intrusive thoughts about genos retirement and get really upset and start crying because I'm so normal and well adjusted #flop

[em (no longer offline) @callitfreefall]

i think it would be helpful if people started seeing hockey as more of a relay game than as a top line-up with substitutions

[ren⁵⁸⁷¹ @malkinmoonshot]

he loves being horny on main

[jay @kendallhosseini]

these are the squidney and gebo photos of all time to me

[✮ @istgnolimit]

i go on twitter, talk to myself, then leave.

[Tune ⊗ @_TuneAfish]

How i talk to myself when im bored

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[jelly_fish_456 @enemyfelled]

i think cigarettes should be free for me. like c’mon on it’s me !

[m⁷¹ @malkamaniac]

What if I play decent hockey and i get my shit rocked by a butch lesbian on ice nad we fuck nasty and we have a situantship so bad I kms

[m⁷¹ @malkamaniac]

I love being drunk so much inmightcry

[mark @mmarkgm]

we have so much to live for, like doing hard drugs overseas

[m⁷¹ @malkamaniac]

I think beingbdirnk is a giftnfrom.god anf i say YAY thank you

[amore @amoreterical]

don’t text me my pussy trash, i complain a lot, i have no money, im mean asf, i dont have my degree, my ass is flat, i be ashy asf, idk how to kiss, my throat game weak asf, i bed rot all day, i dont have friends and my hairs never done

[slug @legumepod]

happed to mpp

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

My worst personality trait is that I intuitively lie sometimes just to make a conversation ever so slightly more convenient, streamlined and normal