Melissa Allaneous

💥Information junkie /Unsolicited advisor/Drugstore enthusiast/Not sold on Twitter being a good thing

📣If *this* is the Vox Populi, it needs a f*cking lozenge

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@CieloBonit @HunterBiden Monster? Trump is a pedo, he beat his wife, he's a con man, he stole money from a cancer charity, he's a racist, he's been doing RX drugs for decades, he wears a diaper and shits himself, he's a rapist, he's literally selling this country for parts and you're going after Hunter?

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@CieloBonit His monster? Like, being in a fatal car crash where you watch your mom and sister die? Your dad being devastated by grief but trying to feed and clothe you while commuting hours to work daily? Only to have that brother die of a brutal cancer?

Come on. I'd do drugs too.

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@KatieMiller @StephenM Ooof. Wait until they're old enough to understand how truly vile their parents are. I feel so sorry for them 😢

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@FoxNews The world is not a better place with him in it

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@Freedom250 https://t.co/7QPBc6magn

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Republican Susan Collins has been caught illegally hiding $395,000 in stock trades.

Some analysts say her trades show clear signs of insider trading.

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@WhiteHouse https://t.co/yQlh6ydU3j

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@tedcruz Why don't you want the military, the elderly and the disabled to vote, Ted?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Think about all the column inches and headlines devoted to Graham Platner over the past week versus Ken Paxton and then tell me again we have a ‘liberal’ media.

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@JamieKennedy Didn't Spencer tell his fans not to vote by mail?

You know who votes by mail, right?

Spencer may not be that bright but I'm sure you an figure this out.

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Spencer Pratt telling his supporters not to vote by mail and then questioning why he's underperforming with mail-in ballots is a very Donald Trump/Kari Lake thing to do.🤡

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@DrForcekin @HunterBiden @DemCastUSA Because in Hunter's case an unbelievable amount of pain made him turn to drugs, he hit rock bottom and almost died, pulled himself out of it, turned his life around completely and did it all while being hunted by a deranged POTUS and the MAGA machine. And he's atoned for it.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

This is what the reflecting pool *actually* looked like (at 3:06 and 3:07 p.m.) today, Friday, June 5, 2026, you imbecilic, deranged liars:

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@WhiteHouse Trash. Pure trash.
https://t.co/ByMTzAeBRu

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Pardoned Jan. 6er Emily Hernandez drove the wrong way on the road, killing one person and injuring another.

She has been returned to prison with a 10-year sentence.

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@Zipdog99 @CalltoActivism @JoJoFromJerz @krassenstein Uhhh... I've got bad news for you about Benny Johnson, DC Draino, Ed Daugherty, Catturd, Gunther Eagleman, Libs of TikTok, Tim Pool, and every other MegaMAGA account...

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@cspan @GregAbbott_TX Go ahead, Abbott. Feed that screwworm, maggot-infested steak to your family.

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

Oh cool, I see we casually have an "enemies of the administration" list for people in the media now, hosted using my taxpayer money on the White House website.

Looking forward to all of the libertarian and "free speech" types to take a strong position on this!

@dpakman, @EdKrassen and @briantylercohen are the first three listed.

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@HunterBiden @aaronjames619 💥💥 Damn, HB. This is poignant. 👏

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@patriottakes I hope the merch table has some MAGA-branded Febreze for that putrid stench

[Melissa Allaneous @MAllaneous]

@JamieBonkiewicz Technically, isn't a basketball court a ball room?

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Bro it just came out that Trump’s ballroom donors got $50 BILLION in government contracts in just six months! HEIST OF THE CENTURY!