Stephen

does the pope shit in the woods?

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

@offtheballbbc Auld lang Clyne at right back

[England @England]

So... how are you feeling? 😅

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

@MonTheWell22 @DensParkChoir Speaking like an American Andrew tate Fan is crazy

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

@RyanWatt93 The infamous voddy bovril on slide 3

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

@vinnywhufc The goat for me

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

@ReeceMcartney I just mean the actual words picky bits is minging

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

“Picky bits” is fukin minging man

[Mhairi Black 🏳️‍🌈 @MhairiBlack]

This is not a cost of living crisis, this is a cost of greed crisis.

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

Chicken livers are unreal

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Erling Haaland is a seriously weird bloke.

He gorges on chicken livers, raps about world peace, and wakes up to the Champions League anthem. Every day.

As the Robo-Viking smashes every record under the sun, welcome to the weird world of Erling Haaland...

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

#NewProfilePic

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

“The end”

[Mr Black⁛ @MrBlackOG]

Which is the best quote/line from peaky blinders

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

Mental we get 9 bank holidays this year and in America the average amount of holidays a worker gets for a whole year is 10 hahahah fucking backwards weirdo country

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

@nocontextfm1 Same team different day 😞

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

Sitting down to pee is 10x better than standing up lmao why are men scared to sit down

[James @Jmes_80]

You definitely sit down to piss

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

Underground sportswear brand 😫😫

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

Give it 6 months max before influencers are wearing donnay

[Bootlegger @bootlegger1974]

Well 6 pairs of Puma for nine ninety nine or ten pairs of Donnay for six pound fifty you don’t have to be the coldest can in the fridge to work that one out lads

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

Gen Z kids wearing there AirPods when they are with there mates or just in general with people is so rude

[Stephen @malloch_hd]

Claire just tried to help me change my bedsheets and I basically told her to fuck off, changing bedsheets is a sport to me and I am the balon dor winner, every single year. Can get the full whack done, 4 pillows in about 4 minutes flat