Mal

thick thighs save lives

[Mal @mallorygrace]

What I would do to have you back

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

welcome to adulthood. getting in bed is the best part of your day

[Akino @akinodotx]

Fall said bitch I’m here

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

The world has administered 6 billion doses of COVID vaccines to 3.4 Billion people

For people waiting for more data before getting the shot

The data is in

We've vaccinated nearly half of all humanity

The vaccines are safe

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

It bears repeating that banning abortion doesn’t stop women from having abortions — it just stops women from having *safe* abortions.

[accidentally based @BasedByAccident]

that would be great

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

it’s actually kinda fucked up how often you have to go grocery shopping

[Mal @mallorygrace]

Cherry Burnett’s in sprite was the first alcohol I ever had and I can STILL taste it to this day 🤢

[Em Rem⭐️ @embogaudo]

Gen Z is so lucky they have all these seltzer’s to ease them into alcohol. Back in my day we had to start with UV blue, Burnett’s, and 5 O’ 🤮

[Mal @mallorygrace]

Great news

[Pfizer Inc. @pfizer]

Topline data from 2,260 adolescents demonstrated high antibody responses and 100% efficacy against #COVID19, and that the vaccine was well-tolerated. https://t.co/UsTd4d0mtg

[Mal @mallorygrace]

@venus_flaame It’s the best lol I feel like I can’t remember what life was like before it 😂

[pink peppercorn @ricis_angel]

I’m still amazed what sun does to my mental health.

[Mal @mallorygrace]

Finished clinicals today which means I’m 100% finished with NP school 🤗 never thought this day would come

[BIG trendsetter @deadkye]

that tattoo needle is calling me by my full government name

[Mal @mallorygrace]

I just wanna know why being an adult is SO fucking expensive

[Mal @mallorygrace]

@venus_flaame Your FIANCEE***

[Mal @mallorygrace]

@rboyle555 Thank you for the support 😂 we can be boujee together

[Mal @mallorygrace]

When my preceptor is super stylish and I wanna be her when I grow up 😭

[cal? @cal_gif]

“you don’t need to wear a mask around me” sweet thanks for letting me know that I especially need to wear a mask around you

[Mal @mallorygrace]

Got called off for all 12 hours of my shift today 🙌🏼🙌🏼 bless up

[Mal @mallorygrace]

@venus_flaame 😂😂 I know I’m jk. I also know the phone works both ways 😘😘