mallory

ttu ΦΜ alum

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

people i haven’t spoken to in months texting me that liam payne died like he was my uncle or something

[connor @outsidefaces]

hey (with the intention of making you listen to the band camino)

[mallory @malloryinman]

and to this day i still don't know stats

[Hannah Boller @hannahboller]

aww !! 3 years ago instead of learning stats @malloryinman made me a Twitter so we could share memes 🥺

[ᴠᴀᴜsᴄʜ @veeasyg]

Once this passes I’m doing a reverse quarantine and I’m not coming home for a month straight

[pinar @pienar]

showering, but only as a hobby

[✰ E M I L Y ✰ @emilyymckenziee]

@malloryinman made me a playlist with 132 songs to keep the bad vibes away🥺 my friends are the coolest idc idc

[chase @chase_lawrence]

I love coin vandalism

[Tennessee Tech @tennesseetech]

Creative cookies with @tntech_sga cookie decorating in the RUC lobby! Check out those super festive designs! 🍪🎄 #WeAreTNTech

[The Band CAMINO @thebandcamino]

was so good being in tennessee for a day, thank you knoxville 😍

[mallory @malloryinman]

my favorite thing about college is you can tell who's a freshman simply by if they're scared to cross the street or not

[mallory @malloryinman]

i heard someone say they had a "cold headache" instead of a brain freeze today and i can't stop thinking about it

[black lives still matter @LANYChicago]

this is literally the most beautiful thing i’ve heard CHEFS KISS https://t.co/K8lUd9Nes0

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

my favorite childhood memory is fast metabolism

[mallory @malloryinman]

somebody take me to the beach, but for free

[mallory @malloryinman]

i honestly believe i'm my best self when it's above 80° outside

[James @CaucasianJames]

am i smarter than a 5th grader? absolutely not

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

doctor: you're completely blind

me: what are you saying

doctor: april fools lol you're actually deaf

me: what

doctor: oh right

[COIN @COIN]

Oh coin really snapped with this one