mallory

my heart is drenched in wine.

[mallory @malloryisalive]

plz how do I help my 16 month old stop waking up for the day at 5am 🫩

[mallory @malloryisalive]

@HorrorUntitled the fact that at least one creature died for this abomination is so bleak

[mallory @malloryisalive]

@crotchner2 tbf I would not take my newborn outside in August in Texas unless it was 6am

[mallory @malloryisalive]

it is simply too hot to be a functional human being

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

millennials?

[mallory @malloryisalive]

@LadyNimby prob not helpful for a gift basket but I relied heavily on the power of uncrustables for late night nursing snacks

[mallory @malloryisalive]

this week in reading📖

finished:
Slewfoot by Gerald Brom

in progress:
Yesteryear by Caro Claire Burke
Lone Women by Victor Lavalle

up next:
Feeders by Matt Serafini

[James🗳 @_fat_ugly_rat_]

A lot of people have really warped perception of what Texas is actually like in real life

[mallory @malloryisalive]

@svershbow Also if you see this and you think he’s the extra most handsome, adopt Howie!!! He is available through Foster2Forever and can be transported anywhere in the US ❤️ https://t.co/qi0y7zdaoU

[mallory @malloryisalive]

@svershbow me last Friday coming home from volunteering at an adoption event after saying we weren’t quite ready to foster again yet….with this guy

[mallory @malloryisalive]

@girl75219 @svershbow he is!! such a sweet boy too

[mallory @malloryisalive]

it’s me I’m the friend

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Normal people:

Your friend with a wfh email job: omg summer house

[mallory @malloryisalive]

@zillowgonewild where is the BATHTUB in the PRIMARY BATHROOM

[mallory @malloryisalive]

is it just me or is slack glitching out today

[mallory @malloryisalive]

@DHSgov @TSA baby this happens every SXSW, DHS shutdown or not lol

[Jonatan Pallesen @jonatanpallesen]

Most humans either cant think one step deeper, or refuse to do so if its not an advantage to them personally.

Almost no one would personally treat an animal like this. But almost all of them would buy factory farmed meat even though it means that animals have been treated like this.

They don’t want to think that one step.

[Lewis Bollard @Lewis_Bollard]

Hidden on page 744 of the farm bill the House Agriculture Committee passed Thursday is a provision that would condemn millions of pigs to a lifetime in gestation crates.

Rebranded the 'Save Our Bacon Act,' it's a pork-industry play to wipe out every state law banning the sale of pork from crated pigs — laws the conservative Supreme Court upheld in 2023.

Over 85% of Democrats and Republicans oppose these crates. Voters have backed ballot measures to ban them in state after state.

The pork industry knows it can't win a straight vote on this. So it's burying the provision in an 800-page bill and hoping no one notices.

Contact your senators and representative today and tell them: oppose the farm bill unless the Save Our Bacon Act is stripped out. You can reach them at https://t.co/MQvByA4atR and https://t.co/v6ghw99u1K — it takes two minutes and it matters.

[mallory @malloryisalive]

@offbeatorbit If Talarico wins that senate seat he better be prepared to go the Dianne Feinstein long haul

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Death. Taxes. Ted Cruz Fleeing Texas Winter Storms.

[mallory @malloryisalive]

@Acyn