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[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Elon keeps arguing with actual astronauts and getting his shit rocked

[Grande @Sixrande]

Don't even joke lad

[Holobody @holobody]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[Nik @_NikSpace]

I have never felt any pain greater than when I thought these Heffas were gonna leave Barcelona without eachother

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

how i felt the first time i ever went to a costco with my bf

[⌍jason⌎ @jasonsbmoc]

this is the perfect intersection of the type of thing that makes the internet special and worthwhile but also if I think too hard about I’m gonna have a depressive episode

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Hi Sharks. (unveiling a wired detonator in my sweaty palm) Today I’m here to usher us all into paradise

[Will @WillemDaFro]

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

[wet dog @russianmomm]

checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase

[DepressedBergman @DannyDrinksWine]

Nicole Kidman & Kate Winslet with Babe the pig at the Oscars, 1995.

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

I’m in my retired party girl era until I’m reunited with my long distance best friends. Then the spirit of the jersey shore cast possesses me like an ancient creature.

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

I love saying “this is she” on the phone. Like yup.. that’s correct… you’ve reached the right bitch…

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

biden could regain this nation’s trust with one perfect backflip