Mallory Bliven

Not a regular mom. A cool mom.

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

@DICKS I know where we'll be buying our new tennis rackets now. #corporatesocialresponsibility

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Where'd you get your PhD? Trump University? https://t.co/P5Ez5fVEwD

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Who would Jesus vote for? To him walls, wealth, & torture are non-starters, so probably the Jewish New Yorker from Vermont.

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

Out of the over 300 mil people in the US there are only 135 with my last name. I'm gonna go ahead and assume we're all related. #notstudying

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

Not being able to do your homework because you're having to spend a couple hours cleaning the malware from your PC.. 😠

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

This online quiz was stressing me out because it was timed... So I ate pudding. That helped.

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

@Vanessa_Ann19 why aren't you!?

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

Definitely a rainy day lethargy around campus today. I've seen, like, 3 people sleeping in chairs.

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

Tiny spider in car!! Tiny spider on arm!!! Tiny JUMPING SPIDER on arm in car!!!!!!!

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

How many excedrin is appropriate for a headache that lasts all day? Cause four ain't cuttin it..

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

So excited about #PrettyLittleLiars tonight.

[Alie Martell @aliemartell]

Why is Lupita's exit music Willy Wonka?

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

@Kohls she's always dressed impeccably, of course! Love tonight's varsity style jacket. #TheVoice

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

Anyone else think @xtina looks a little bored tonight? #TheVoice

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

@kelliepickler's body in that black dress is ridiculous. Damn girl! Lol

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

@ashleydesanges do you watch Nashville?

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

@SamPalladio totally rewinded and paused the DVR just to double check!

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

Mmmmm Tim McGraw

[Mallory Bliven @mallorytodi]

OH. EM. GEEE! @carrieunderwood's dress for the opening of the CMA's. So gorgeous!