Mary

Make no time for mediocre men (she/her)

[Mary @maloober_]

Stop this site I want off

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I'm sure they'll come around

[Mary @maloober_]

I hate it here*

*earth

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

… I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say this is truly the funniest thing I’ve seen in years

[Carlos Aguilar @Carlos_Film]

My fall plans The Delta variant

[Acyn @Acyn]

Question: Could you ever get behind a vaccine mandate for everybody?
Ron Johnson: No, not unless there’s some incredibly deadly disease

[whalefact @awhalefact]

when you see a whale

[Mary @maloober_]

@ellenlune GET IT ELLEN 🔥

[Mary @maloober_]

@NoaSterling32

[Ravi Mangla @ravi_mangla]

GIVE PEOPLE A DAY OFF EACH WEEK TO READ THEIR BOOKMARKED ARTICLES

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i trust her…

[Brit Bennett @britrbennett]

The way that fiction tricks you into caring about topics you have never even thought about before, like I guess I now have opinions about medieval nuns

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

i see posts that are like “30 is still SO YOUNG!!!” and I believe in that for other people. but i’m 27 and lately every day I can feel my skin wilting like a bag of spinach and my skeleton rusting like a wet old roller coaster

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

Dancing into Summer 2021 like

[Mary @maloober_]

@NoaSterling32 so happy for youuuuuuuu, my babe

[Mary @maloober_]

@HilOrBeHilled pfizer hoe but we can still be friends 💕

[Rob @thegallowboob]

whenever i'm having a bad day i just google birds behind glasses of water and it helps

[Mary @maloober_]

@FERNEEYY @NoaSterling32 the Missouri fishbowl margaritas miss you too, Freezer 💕

[Mary @maloober_]

so talented

[Jessica Christian @jachristian]

A timeline cleanser.