michael carreira

[michael carreira @malook9]

What are you 12? Yeah on a scale of 1 to 10 boom

[michael carreira @malook9]

@stumeister69 @renaldopio @kingpingrifin ya mayweather tap dancers with his hands nice and quick but they don't do shit haha

[michael carreira @malook9]

@stumeister69 @KingpinGrifin @renaldopio you okes are full of jokes

[michael carreira @malook9]

@renaldopio @stumeister69 @KingpinGrifin hahaI will never be money team!I live only to see that peel lose!Then my life will be complete haha

[michael carreira @malook9]

@stumeister69 @renaldopio @KingpinGrifin soooo game!

[michael carreira @malook9]

@stumeister69 soooo badly my brother! Amped like you can't believe!

[michael carreira @malook9]

Beer is far more than just a breakfast drink

[michael carreira @malook9]

Gonna be in Jozi this weekend! So keen!

[michael carreira @malook9]

@renaldopio @KingpinGrifin @stumeister69 hahahaha!

[michael carreira @malook9]

@KingpinGrifin @renaldopio @stumeister69 hahaha, eish rupees will be a tough one haha, what currency do the jews get so we know how griff is

[michael carreira @malook9]

@stumeister69 @KingpinGrifin @renaldopio its like winning the lotto every time you fight

[michael carreira @malook9]

@stumeister69 @renaldopio @wwwgrifin hahahaha! Well played pie! Legendary!

[michael carreira @malook9]

Don't look back, you're not going that way....

[michael carreira @malook9]

There's a big difference between a guy&girl saying "I went through an entire box of tissues through that movie

[michael carreira @malook9]

Roses are dumb, violets are dumb, rhyming is dumb, go make me a sandwich

[michael carreira @malook9]

It never gets easier, you just get stronger

[michael carreira @malook9]

What's my name? Aaah say a few names I'll tell you which one it is! Are you serious? And its sure as hell not suga plum! Hahaha

[michael carreira @malook9]

@ThiagoAlvesATT missing you in the mma world! Please come back with a bang and own the octagon!

[michael carreira @malook9]

In the old days you had to move the panties to see the bum, now you have to move the bum to see the panties

[michael carreira @malook9]

What's the difference between a boner and a lambo? I don't have a lambo! Hahaha