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[malory🧚🏼‍♀️ @malorytst]

why every time I almost get my shit straight something gotta come sideways

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[taoki @justalexoki]

it's actually incredible how much kids just accept arbitrary rules. like our kid gets 5 candies on movie night because he's 5 years old and he's just like "i wish i could have more" and ur like "yeah :/" and then he just moves on? incredible

[Mademoiselle X @platedpanda]

it’s crazy how when you’re a kid dissociating just *works*. You can get beaten by your parents and just forget about it. But when you’re an adult and something bad happens to you your brain tries to dissociate it away and ends up breaking the quarantine. Now everything’s fucked.

[FreeGameDolly☕️ @dirathedoll]

Instagram soo overstimulating bitch. Fuck is an instant?!

[eilidh✨ @demon_dolI]

no one talks about the difficulties in having a bedtime gap relationship

[Softboy @softboywin]

It’s crazy you deadass have to clean your house every day. I grew up thinking my mom was just neurotic lmfao

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

When you realize that just one situation in your life completely changed your personality.

[Selly! @Clitortoise]

Sometimes I see shit move out the corner of my eyes and I just keep on because yall do you n imma do me

[hera @shiningdaisies]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[masha @masha_slp]

do u ever just go wow i have a lot of repressed anger

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🦇 @fwsodiq]

"if i were you"
you'd go insane if you were me

[malory🧚🏼‍♀️ @malorytst]

wish I could send a letter to Heaven

[` @ymmayerr]

A gentle reminder that a man who goes to work to “provide for his family” is actually sacrificing nothing And would still have to work if he didn’t have a family

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

Losing your spark after having a baby is so real.

[Megha @megha_lilly]

You can just play some great music and do the chores with your kids in a good mood btw.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

yall think ppl in 1925 were like "damn i miss 1916"

[masha @masha_slp]

Men do be good at parking I’ll give them that

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

did you grow up with an emotionally unavailable parent so you craved love so bad until you eventually resented it and now when someone tries to show you love it makes you extremely uncomfortable or are you normal

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?