Simone

[FreeGameDolly☕️ @dirathedoll]

Instagram soo overstimulating bitch. Fuck is an instant?!

[Chano @chanodesigns]

My goat

[Guru @DrGuru_]

Too much aura in one picture. Hang this one in a museum.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

books be so fucking good man 😭 how y’all don’t be reading fr

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

[brandon* @brndxix]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

i never delete messages .. just incase a Bitch wanna lie about July 22nd, 1985

[greg @greg16676935420]

Ticketmaster be like:

Concert ticket: $50
Venue fee: $26.10
Access fee: $14.28
Paperless transaction fee: $7.23
Convenience fee: $17.24
Fee fee: 6.23
Fee Fi Fo Fum fee: $9.23
Because we can fee: $8.12
Another dollar won’t hurt fee: $1

[Petty LaBelle @PickleMamaa]

IM NOT LOOKING BETWEEN A MOTHA FUCKING THANG ON THIS MOTHA FUCKING KEYBOARD!!!!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I remember embarrassing things I did in the past

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me after realizing i overshared to the wrong people:

[Skai @skaijackson]

Nicki just dropped and it’s her birthday. It’s a holiday, don’t bother me!

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me when someone doesn't believe me and they google it and see I'm right

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

Yu kno us aries do it da best 🫶🏾