SCRAPPY DOO APOLOGIST

mal | 26 | he/any | tall . & in chicago

[SCRAPPY DOO APOLOGIST @malpracticc]

the guy ➡️ the pokemon go 8yr anniversary

[SCRAPPY DOO APOLOGIST @malpracticc]

the guy ➡️ the pokemon go 7yr anniversary

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

One of the worst trends in society today is that CDs no longer come in jewel cases

[fitlit @deathbysalesman]

I was trying to use a straight razor to shave "down there" and ended up cutting my penis clean in half. So I'm going to be, maybe. 15 minutes late,

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND LINE DANCING. HOW DO YOU KNOW THE CHOREO. IS THERE A PLAN MADE BEFOREHAND

[Brian 💐 @_Sheehogue_]

Seattle Pride 1991

[Lucy Dacus @lucydacus]

I love cirie fields

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

My weather app just told me to go smoke a joint on the patio

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

does anybody know what i should do

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Spilling a full glass of water has got to be one of the most annoying things you can do relative to how serious it sounds on paper

[teeny @teenychill]

Addicted to staying “stay warm” to every stranger I interact with

[thatadult @rianphin]

in 2026 we get androgynous that’s it

[Gabe ✩ ᒼᴿᴶ @lastthingtwice]

yo gon' jump F AG made it

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

I spend so much time on the bus because the bus loves me. If it did not, why would I spend so much time on it? And if the bus loves me, I must love the bus. I must devote myself to the bus. I must ride and ride. It feels so good to be on the bus. It feels so good to be in love.

[SCRAPPY DOO APOLOGIST @malpracticc]

been watching lost again. which is a weird feeling as a first time viewer

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

finally checking out Love Island and yall weren’t lying this shit is gasssss

[SCRAPPY DOO APOLOGIST @malpracticc]

@hello_aubs some ppl love it & it does work! i think it has a steep learning curve tho. i know some ppl use KT tape, but I think it peels when stuck to itself.

[SCRAPPY DOO APOLOGIST @malpracticc]

@hello_aubs tried transtape, & yes. only tried it a few times bc i wasn't happy w/ results (skill issue), but that was 7-8y ago, maybe it's different now. also think i disliked the sensation of it being wet after showering

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

a new pope from chicago illionois? sufjan better get back in the studio

[SCRAPPY DOO APOLOGIST @malpracticc]

lots of girls with bangs at the lucy dacus show. good thing im a guy with bangs, to even it out

[SCRAPPY DOO APOLOGIST @malpracticc]

@hello_aubs teeny tiny. bandaid-sized. dropped a jar putting it away in an overhead cabinet. accidentally clutched it to my chest trying to save it 🤷 the usual

[SCRAPPY DOO APOLOGIST @malpracticc]

sustained a neck wound unloading my dishwasher. not sure if i can do this anymore