Sagira, The Malthouse Despot

Collin's lovely Sagira born 9/6/2020 for Miyuki lost to FeLV, rescue didn't test 🤬 31/7/20. 💔 Schrodinger, the Crafty Cat, final purrs 29/11/19 💔

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

The Crafty Biped is simplifying her social media and says I am not very good at Twitter. I think it is because Schrodinger was a #craftycat and biped misses all the other shop cats. She won't let me blog either oooohhhh a dust bunny, bye.

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@stockton_teddy Humph... Pups are more work my lovely canine. Them indoors have you hoodwinked.

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@BearStockton Cute face will see you through; just look innocent. Even Teddy won't be able to resist; them indoors are already wrapped around your little paw, right?

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

Starting to take after my daddy as my full fur comes in.

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

Sunshine morning makes the perfect opportunity to play peek-a-boo.

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@BearStockton Are you home yet?

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@TheVicarageCat Doesn't speaking nicely mean bipeds thing you are doing something good and want to to enjoy doing it?

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@Snaggletooooth You have character with catitude. Nose bumps and kitten licks to your spectacular face!

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@stockton_teddy @BearStockton @claptonterrier At least you will have a partner in crime that can distract Them Indoors with cute puppy face combined with your well practiced innocent face. Are you working in your disinterested face when Bear does cute puppy things? She is as cute as you are handsome.

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@BitchestheCat Me too!!! I may be a week older than you. Birthdays are good. I get treats every month!

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@CatTulpan I have trained The Crafty Biped to tip the treat cylinder when I look at her blankly like I can't figure it out. So gratifying.

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@stockton_teddy @BearStockton @claptonterrier I have been working on my innocent look. Being a kitten, it's easy. Does this just scream 'Who, me?'

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@stockton_teddy @BearStockton @claptonterrier Oh Teddy, I accidentally replied with Sir Clapton in the thread... Eat the phone, quick!!!!

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@stockton_teddy @BearStockton @claptonterrier If you need any help, I can cover for you, we won't tell Her Indoors, and The Crafty Biped is easily distracted. Shhhh

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@stocktonwriting Perfectly reasonable, Did Teddy get to pick the pup?

[Sagira, The Malthouse Despot @malthousecat]

@LunaTheGreyTuna You have cute teddy bears!

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@SoVeryBritish #Teapigs good stuff!