malwarenick

cybersecurity nerd, step dog dad, vet, ally, TouchTunes terrorist, and shitpost enthusiast

[CWBChicago @CWBChicago]

A man accused of sexually assaulting a woman outside a Loop hotel yesterday afternoon was stabbed in the eye by a bystander before police arrived, CPD says.

https://t.co/rHMczflZwL

[malwarenick @malwarenick]

@FDSportsbook Get it together

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

7 am listening to the local radio station and a bus monitor called in to request chop suey for the children on the bus

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Kamala Harris is reportedly preparing for another White House run, per Axios.

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@elonmusk Yes, do it mf

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#johnstewartloservibes

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@BuschBeer @NASCARONFOX #Buschnumber1fan

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@NiseiLounge Isn’t that the cop bar?

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@joewilker @MSFT365Status SAME, IT APPEARS THERE IS AN MFA OUTAGE

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@rucam365 If there are 100 commonly made mistakes with MDE, it’s not very good..

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

tl;dr tl;dr don't need 0days and 1337 hacks to pop big targets. just need an e-mail address and smooth talking

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

never fails

[malwarenick @malwarenick]

@TimMedin I can hear him saying this 😂

[Tim Medin @TimMedin]

My favorite CrowdStrike memes 🧵

[Brendan Dolan-Gavitt @moyix]

Grok's automated news feature is batting 1000 today

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

How to fix the Crowdstrike thing:

1. Boot Windows into safe mode
2. Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike
3. Delete C-00000291*.sys
4. Repeat for every host in your enterprise network including remote workers
5. If you're using BitLocker jump off a bridge

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

IT teams waking up this morning

[malwarenick @malwarenick]

@Pilestedt @helldivers2 I should be able to see that ship’s name, with respect to privacy