Mama Babbles...

Realest mom on the block. If you're not funny, leave.

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

My circle of trust is so small I almost kicked myself out.

[Aly Crawford @captain_thib]

If I’m ever murdered or kidnapped, please don’t make up lies about me. I do not light up a room. Everyone doesn’t want to be my friend. People don’t automatically take notice of me. I have a smart mouth and two friends. Tell 20/20 that.

[D. Humann @dhumann]

Remember back in the old days when people had opinions and nobody knew about them? Fun times!

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

@itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump It's like you haven't even seen the current president....

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

@JoeBiden You are STILL using this narrative? My God...look around your crumbling nation and get a clue!

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

@jmzz_55 @POTUS How much are they paying you, honest US citizen, to post this?

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

@Darkie51922977 @EmenaIo @elonmusk Imagine not getting a joke. But I bet that happens to you a lot....

[Not Zerohedge @zerohedgeparody]

BREAKING: ELON TELLS TWITTER EMPLOYEES THEY CAN WORK FROM HOME JUST NOT FOR TWITTER

[Joseph A. Ladapo, MD, PhD @FLSurgeonGen]

Today, we released an analysis on COVID-19 mRNA vaccines the public needs to be aware of. This analysis showed an increased risk of cardiac-related death among men 18-39. FL will not be silent on the truth.

Guidance: https://t.co/DcWZLoMU5E
Press Release: https://t.co/Y0r9yepi7F

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

@CDRid @LGClaret @JamesSurowiecki Are you serious 😂 THEY WENT TO MARTHA'S VINYARD. stfu

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Being a Mom is just as important as any career

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

@MaFavRaps Easy: you're poor

[✨just vibes✨ @MaFuzzyRaps]

kylie jenner out here picking which colour private jet she wanna take today meanwhile I gotta chug my iced coffee before my straw becomes paper mache???? explain

[PB Harrison 💮 @hunkybloodydory]

Them: Live the dream.
Me: You paying?

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

It’s called Independence Day because these days you’re on your fucking own

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

@mikemorigeau @NikkiFried A little light reading for you....
https://t.co/cFh8h14I25

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

@NikkiFried Girl, what???

[Caitlyn Jenner @Caitlyn_Jenner]

This is controversial?!

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

@andrew_kuttor @Caitlyn_Jenner That's sarcasm, right?

[Mama Babbles... @mama_babble]

@CharlieCrist Weren't you already our governor and sucked at it??