Debby Baker

Wife and Mom. ALMOST everything I tweet is sarcastic - just trying to make someone smile 😊

[Debby Baker @mamabakes3]

@ConanOBrien Well, then a 30 day chip on the horizon - it’s a Lays couch potato chip - but you’ll have earned it.

[Debby Baker @mamabakes3]

@JesseFernandez I think plants poop out flowers

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Acceptable leaf blowing at the current hour...I’ll wait till the dust settles before I leave the house to get essential supplies. Take your time... no really... it’s fine. 😷

[Debby Baker @mamabakes3]

@katieporteroc @deandelray 👎🏼

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Tummy is grumbling... do you think I’ve punished myself enough for the late night snacks and can maybe eat now? 🙆🏻‍♀️

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@chrisdelia @kevingchristy 🦆💨

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❤️

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@elonmusk 🐿

[Debby Baker @mamabakes3]

“The kingdom of God is inside you and all around you, not in a mansion of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood, I am there. Look under any stone you will find me.” (Gospel of Thomas). (Also the film Stigmata). Stay safe everyone! Stay home.

[Debby Baker @mamabakes3]

@joerogan I was just thinking about that... men’s eyebrows get gnarly with age and there are ads for products for women with balding eyebrows. I think it’s bc they wax em off and paint them back on and the eyebrows don’t wanna play anymore. 🙄 Mine are awesome btw. 🥴

[Debby Baker @mamabakes3]

If covid19 is so fragile that soap can kill it, I wonder if there was something to that whole tide pod thing?

[Debby Baker @mamabakes3]

Continuity seems to be more important now than ever.

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@joerogan Bob Bitchin

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@fuckUallen @JessicaKirson @ZDrumsSometimes She’s a good girl! Except for the strip teasing thing she’s getting in to.

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@fuckUallen @JessicaKirson @ZDrumsSometimes Yeah Zack took the pic for me!

[Debby Baker @mamabakes3]

Banana bread pudding - and banana nut bread - yes both - I’m not gonna let the over ripe nanners go to waste. Ba- na-na-na (Beethoven’s 5th🎼) and...it’s raining up here.

[Rain City Drive @raincitydrive]

All old merch must go!! Half off everything!! Head on over to https://t.co/kKefF0inE9 and pick up some cheap merch!

[Debby Baker @mamabakes3]

@kevingchristy Obsessed with death or obsessed with learning survival tactics? I find myself always trying to outsmart a situation. It almost never works. But I still try. I’m going to go down fighting.

[Debby Baker @mamabakes3]

@PaulVirzi Right?!! Didn’t Billy Boy @billburr ruminate on that very possibility?