mamapanda

Faith is saying "even if"

[Braden @BradenDisguised]

And suddenly,

the incessant pleas to be a peacemaker

make sense.

[meghan @deloisivete]

They never warned me how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein

[GeneralConference @ldsconf]

"Jesus Christ teaches us to love one another, that hate is wrong and that human life is sacred," said the statement from President Russell M. Nelson and his two First Presidency counselors, President Dallin H. Oaks and President Henry B. Eyring.
https://t.co/V447ddrw6E

[The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints @Ch_JesusChrist]

"Let us as a people become a true light on the hill—a light that “cannot be hid.” Let us show that there is a peaceful, respectful way to resolve complex issues and an enlightened way to work out disagreements.

"As you demonstrate the charity that true followers of Jesus Christ manifest, the Lord will magnify your efforts beyond your loftiest imagination."

— President Russell M. Nelson, general conference, Apr. 2023

#PresidentNelson101

[Corn Purist @CornPurist]

Tragic that this man lived 1500 years before the invention of the Harley-Davidson

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

He was 21 when he tweeted this.

[🅱️ is for baby whisperer @babieswithb]

if 9 month olds understood memes they would love this one

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

i’m genuinely about to crash out oh my god could they not let us have ONE thing. vile greedy monsters @nytimes may all the sides of your pillows burn

[The Princess & The Frog @GabTheGem]

Now why would they remove the cracker & the barrel?

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

okay well i’ll have to think about this one

[mamapanda @mamapanda1119]

29 😵 and then not allowed to cosleep or hold the baby while I slept so ... (Plus nurses coming in at least every hour to check on you both.) The worst.

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

i somehow never realized that you’re just awake for like 16+ hours while giving birth, and then once you’re done with this incredibly taxing endeavor, you’re handed a baby that needs to eat every 3 hours.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

ME AT 2 A.M.: “Is all love doomed to fade to indifference?”

TACO BELL CASHIER: “Look, lady. It’s ephemeral, like a wave upon the shore.”

[Crack Amico @CrackAmicoRAP]

Most mormon video of all time. This the type of shit you do when you can’t drink soda.

[Alan Cole @AlanMCole]

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”

[bob dhillon @thebugcollect0r]

the doctor is neither near nor far

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Love a place that lets me order on a kiosk. I have very specific sandwich desires and I’m glad I don’t have to vocalize them