Itsel

I’m the shit

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

When your boss tells you:
We are all in the same boat:

[ً @cryst6ls]

at the end of the day… the day is gonna end

[ravn @mfnravn]

how tf y'all start a christmas song w "you better watch out" watch fucking what

[777 @dessszn]

soul tie yourself to some bands bitch

[jynx @jynxbby]

what i wear after telling everyone that my favorite color is pink

[Mayor Of Detroit @lord240p]

Gave a crackhead $2, a coffee and vodka shooter and he said he’d stab anybody in the WORLD for me. Yall better talk to me nice lmao

[♰ @reeceollld]

“can you turn the fan off”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My face after hearing the opinion I didn't ask for

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Me thinking about cutting everybody off & moving away.

[Itsel @mamas_itsel]

My bf hasn’t kissed me in days cause he’s still sick and I feel like a feeeeennnnnnnn

[The General @GeneralMCNews]

BREAKING: Nearly 100,000 federal workers have resigned this morning, marking the largest mass resignation in history.

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[INPROFIT @INPROFITLLC]

I dont even fuck around and I still be finding out

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away