Jacob aka Israel

Born in B.C. 🎈Love my mama 💗 Stole my brother's birthright 👍 Got four wives 👰👰👰👰Rachel 4ever 💑 Wrestled an angel👊 Joseph's proud dad

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Bad news think I'm gonna die soon. Sons, bury me with @rebabekah, @laughwithissac, and @LeahMeAloneee. Thanks for a great ride @__yourdad__

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Finally reunited with @jowithdabros. Missed you, son

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Packing my bags to move to Egypt with the fam

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Hold up. @jowithdabros is ruler of Egypt now, too? #karma

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Apparently my fav son @jowithdabros is NOT dead? Thanks for lying to me sons. #familyprobs

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Idiot sons got Simeon locked up and now they want Benjamin too? #frustrated

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

This famine has me so hungry right now I would trade my birthright for some soup @hairyhunteresau #memories

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Heck no @Benjisecondson thinks he can step into the yard without MY permission? #disrepect #getbackhereboy

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Been in bed for 2 weeks cuz Joseph is dead. Should I get up any time soon?

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Crying because @jowithdabros got eaten by big animals. Why couldn't they take one of the sons I don't care about?

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Got the fav son @jowithdabros a new coat. I think he likes it

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

RIP Rachel 😢😢😢😢😢 #foreverinmyheart

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Heloooo Bilhah and Zilpah

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Rachel delivered: welcome my favorite sons @jowithdabros and @Benjisecondson

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Not bragging...but I just wrestled an angel and WON #goodbyejacob #helloisrael

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Side bae @LeahMeAloneee gave birth to Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah. Any day now, Rachel

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

FINALLY marrying love of my life @Rachel_mostlove. Only took 14 years of labor #cousinlove

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

Happy first anniversary to my wife @leahmealoneee who has pretty eyes. Can't wait to marry your hot sister @Rachel_mostlove

[Jacob aka Israel @mamasboyjacob]

@LeahMeAloneee thanks a lot