Michelle Machado

Home cook. Chauffeur. Soccer Mom. TV watcher.

[Michelle Machado @mamashado]

@SLUDGEFACTORYFC @shdosf

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@pattonoswalt @vscosam

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@DejaCQQ99 @vscosam

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@badnecklace I feel like it’s the gate house kitchen.

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@LoveAndyC They deserve each other.

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@TheTrentCrimm @nickmohammed

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@je_nn_aa Sam and all of her cousins own at least 1 pair.

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@whatintheope @vscosam will he be ok for Saturday?

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@GeneralHFans @NancyLeeGrahn @vscosam lots of old faces that are still around

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@Pink If they don’t like it, then they can always do homeschooling again.

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@BrotiGupta @vscosam you, with Walter

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@BenMank77

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

What if — and stick with me for a minute, because this is a pretty far out concept to some of my Republican colleagues in Washington — what if we built a government that delivered for working class people, and not just corporations and the billionaire class?

[feminist next door @emrazz]

I do not want to be warm I want to be cold and then made warm by a blanket why is this difficult to understand

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@Port_Charles1 @cari_shayne @whitewatercrew @Christie__Clark @vscosam

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@RealMerrinD @LizVassey Fast Times

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@EverCarradine @RealMerrinD @LizVassey A Few Good Men.

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@LizVassey I’ve got nipples Greg, can you milk me?

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@SutcliffeDavid @vscosam wtf?

[space force syd @bbysquids]

so now that abortion is illegal, we’re gonna see paid maternity leave? for more than just a few weeks? we’re gonna see free/affordable healthcare for pregnant people? we’re gonna make childcare affordable for working parents? child support will become 100% mandatory? right