Jacqueline Gutierrez

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

Anatomy of an apology:
1. I'm sorry for hurting you
2. Here's my understanding of the impact of my actions
3. Next time I will or will not

[A.L. @ashdollarsign]

celebrating the life i created while
grieving the life i expected is such an odd space to occupy

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

Hot take: no one can gaslight you if you already don’t know, remember or care.

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

I GUESS EVERYTHING IS FINE 😅

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

I don’t mourn my best friend’s straightness because it’s gross and she’s going to hell for kissing men…

but because when I haven’t heard from her 12 hours after a date, I think about the statistical likelihood that she’s been murdered.

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

Y’all had a tetanus shot lately?

Them shits hurt hurt.

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

This might be niche but how’s everyone feelin about Allison Mack these days

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

Lane is showing the repair man every instrument in the house.

And he’s playing them.

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

Alexa, play “Best Friend” by Saweetie
@andrealicia333

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

@andrealicia333 Andréa’s ego in 2021 said 📈

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The trauma and tragedy of George Floyd’s murder must never leave us. It was a manifestation of a system that callously devalues the lives of Black people.

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

@nanabreadatwork @Rhynocuros

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

@nanabreadatwork @Rhynocuros you guys, this is awkward. #whoworeitbest

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

@Rhynocuros HENNYYYYYYYYY 😫 don’t ever change. Anyone who can’t process a Disney or Pixar flirt with a smile doesn’t like fun anyway.

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

Follow my Depop
Snag sum cute✨
(@mamiibrujaa on Depop)
Link in bio 🌈

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

Last selfie/last song
Hbu?

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

A very happy Thursday to everyone except @DavidDobrik

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

You ever think wow

What if I just had the unearned confidence of an underwhelming and problematic white man

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

@spookymeggy That’s what we get for ever dating m*n.

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

The two categories of my exes

1. they’re married and/or have cute kids and good for them/would say hello in passing maybe even hug

2. they’re adult bed wetters with a pet opossum/would spit in their general direction if given the opportunity

[Jacqueline Gutierrez @mamiibrujaa]

Any person not included in these categories falls into the third category which is *let’s not talk about it*

Thank you.