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I am the daughter of Gaea, and the goddess of the earth and mother of the big three. also, I am the reason why women have periods.... #Godsquad #momsquad

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@Santacl47856919 @contenthoe Looks like I’m visiting Poseidon for the holidays

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@Santacl47856919 @angels_pimp I’ll get the cocoa!

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@TweetOfSpirit_ 🤤 looks about right. Still pumped full of drugs from surgery

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@JesusPossibly @DeceasedDisease Oh do you now?

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Hey guys, just wanted you all to know that I got out of surgery yesterday. It was just my appendix so nothing to serious. But still one hell of a way to start of 2020.

Happy new year! 🥳

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@BiggusBirduss Yesterday

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@CuckForYourSins Happy birthday

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@BiggusBirduss Alabama

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@DeceasedDisease And the very next day I didn’t give it away because it’s mine now

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@BiggusBirduss @God0fwars @RealDeadDamion @thegoddamnpome @Gawd0fWar @TruedarkKronos @Rex_Mortuis @xxtoxicstarx @RheaMother @god_of_warares @QueenOfG0ds @pissedparodyboi Oh sweetie, did your mom drop you as an egg?

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@BiggusBirduss @God0fwars @RealDeadDamion @thegoddamnpome @Gawd0fWar @TruedarkKronos @Rex_Mortuis @xxtoxicstarx @RheaMother @god_of_warares @QueenOfG0ds @pissedparodyboi Guess this explains all of the shit that’s coming out of your beak

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@BiggusBirduss @God0fwars @RealDeadDamion @thegoddamnpome @Gawd0fWar @TruedarkKronos @Rex_Mortuis @xxtoxicstarx @RheaMother @god_of_warares @QueenOfG0ds @pissedparodyboi Bitch I’m saltier than a saltine cracker. If anything, you need to be stuffed

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@BiggusBirduss @God0fwars @RealDeadDamion @thegoddamnpome @Gawd0fWar @TruedarkKronos @Rex_Mortuis @xxtoxicstarx @RheaMother @god_of_warares @QueenOfG0ds @pissedparodyboi Also, I ain’t takin shit from a giant rotisserie chicken

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@BiggusBirduss @RealDeadDamion @thegoddamnpome @Gawd0fWar @TruedarkKronos @Rex_Mortuis @xxtoxicstarx @RheaMother @God0fwars @god_of_warares @QueenOfG0ds @pissedparodyboi What ass? Honey, I ain’t got one.

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@BiggusBirduss @RealDeadDamion @thegoddamnpome @Gawd0fWar @TruedarkKronos @Rex_Mortuis @xxtoxicstarx @RheaMother @God0fWars @god_of_warares @QueenOfG0ds @pissedparodyboi I feel like having a big yellow bird instead of turkey for dinner.

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@TruedarkKronos @Rex_Mortuis @xxtoxicstarx @thegoddamnpome @RheaMother @God0fWars @BiggusBirduss @god_of_warares @QueenOfG0ds @pissedparodyboi @Gawd0fWar As Kronos’s exwife and older sister, I just wanna say..... everyone here is a boomer.

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@angels_pimp @Son0fCronus oh boy...

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@Wendys my boyfriend said you can grill people on Twitter but you can’t grill a burger.

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@s8n You have to put live your enemies to spite them.