Mammy1979

Weary and perpetually disappointed.

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@alloneworddotie @hadenoughnow And there's not a court in the land that would blame me.

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@hadenoughnow He'd have choked on it otherwise, and I've enough to be dealing with without putting up with that drama if he had.

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@ptrlyons @Michael1979 @RobChat101 [DM to ScepticTank: no, it's Michael's mammy]

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@Michael1979 @RobChat101 We're all fully behind you, a leanbh. Don't you be worrying about Mrs Thompson, I rang her and she's offered to buy your plane ticket for you.

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@alloneworddotie @hadenoughnow @Michael1979 @georgeismynameo @TimesVillage @Steven_Lanham Shaws is the only place worth visiting.

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@Steven_Lanham @Michael1979 You'll be getting a clip around the ear, Steven.

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@hadenoughnow @alloneworddotie @Michael1979 @Conjwalsh I'm sick to my back teeth of washing blood out of his karate pyjamas, I'm not having him gallivanting around on a bus adding to the laundry pile

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@Michael1979 @hadenoughnow You're very thoughtful mó leanbh

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@alloneworddotie @Aldi_Ireland @Michael1979 Whisht, don't be ruining the surprise.

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@Michael1979 Is that what happened to my cheese graters? I've been turning the place upside down looking for them.

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@Michael1979 @TimesVillage @ALocalYouth1 Oh, you are in for some trouble. Stealing? Lying? No karate club for you for the next month.

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@hadenoughnow @alloneworddotie @robmc538380346 @Steven_Lanham @Michael1979 @GreenNotCabbage

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@hadenoughnow @alloneworddotie @Michael1979 @Steven_Lanham @averyheartgirl They go in my handbag before my keys and purse.

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@hadenoughnow @alloneworddotie @Michael1979 @Steven_Lanham @averyheartgirl Because you know the tantrum he'd have thrown otherwise.

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@alloneworddotie

[Mammy1979 @mammy1979]

@alloneworddotie I'm not sure they'd be, ermmmm, suitable for everyone.