Amy Horton

Love the person in front of you.

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

@margiemellow23 ❤️❤️❤️

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

What I imagine doing when my hubby’s watching a dorky YouTube video and it starts with the sound on FULL BLAST.

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

@BackRowRadio Fun...

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

@kayIeighhorton this is a funny tweet if you think about it. Lol

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

“I hope you touch all the soggy food” is the real dishwashing curse between feuding sisters in my house.

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

@kayIeighhorton My squishy.

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

@taylorolivia316 No

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

@amandadeibert I always go with my dog. She never lets anyone come too close without my consent.

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

@BeccasPockets I agree. It’s also a good reminder to me of why we all so desperately need the gospel. We are all so broken.

[Jennifer Brett @Jennifer__Brett]

THREAD: Floyd Martin retires after nearly 35 years as a mailman tomorrow. I went with him on his route today.

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

People don’t realize how important their grout decisions are. #bathroomremodel

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Hey teachers, stop giving my kids homework that includes stuff for me to do. I HAVE ALREADY GRADUATED.

Sincerely, every parent everywhere.

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

@CharlizeRamirez I heard your awesome harmony, girl! ❤️

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

Do all 11 year old boys act like Uncle Rico or is it just mine?

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

Two gorillas, who were rescued from poachers in the Congo, have started imitating their caregivers during selfies.⁣⁣ They've been protected by the caregivers since 2007 and imitate them by standing up on their legs for photos.⁣⁣
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That is hilarious. ⁣⁣(Photo: BBCNews)

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

You are loved right now by a God that died for you and then raised Himself from the grave and showed us that He could. It’s a good day. ❤️

[Amy Horton @mamytweets]

Rewatched Gone With The Wind tonight and apparently people would take a break during parties to take naps and why did this stop being a thing?

[Kyle Beshears @kylebeshears]

This picture of the cross still standing amid the ruins of Notre Dame is quite the picture of hope.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This will always be one of my favorite elephant videos.

You'll want to turn the sound on...

A baby elephant throws a tantrum and screams when his mom tries to end mud bath time.