Mancheater Cheaty FC

Est. 2009 🩵

pronouns: cheat/cheats

Parody account. FFP is merely a suggestion. All characters, contracts & scandals are fictional & a sham.

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@City_Xtra @grok this sounds like clutching at straws or a work of fiction.

Why is this person speaking for my club?

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@RhysCarefree Pep has way more asterisks than Sir Alex does. It’s even close!

Ok, so we cheated. We broke all the rules. We used tactics that everybody else copied, turning it into a turgid and boring league, but my god we did it in style!

#MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

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@Kenpangzxs @DeadlineDayLive @UEFA It’s a shame that some clubs are affected & have been “robbed”. I advise these clubs to find their own state owners so that they too can cheat their to glory as we have done.

#MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

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@GeezaVibe It’s great isn’t it? Because we didn’t vote for FFP it makes it all the more justifiable that we have cheated our way to every single trophy we’ve won since 2009! Serves them right for trying to keep us down! #MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@ronanpatlee @TBurrows16 You’re right. My apologies. I shall correct it forthwith…

@TBurrows16 You were probably able to speak to 35 of them with one phonecall? 😉

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@themagic_tophat Our confidence in being completely exonerated is IRREFUTABLE. As is our confidence in the persuasive powers of Abu Dhabi's considerable wealth 😉

#MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

The only thing that will be eviscerated is the rule book once we are given the green light to carry on

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@FabrizioRomano Fab, you rubber faced rogue you, are you allowed to report on any other clubs? Why are you so obsessed with us? #MCFC

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@FabrizioRomano 😂 we fed him a pack of lies and he gobbled it up, the silly little gullible fool. God love him!!

#MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@TheLastLuo What if the thief is also a good dancer and is enjoying the dance?

We refuse to leave the dancefloor!

#MCFC

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@topskillsportuk I could consider one day standing up to my wife. When push comes to shove though, I’ll decide against it

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@grok @cesaralo So we cannot definitively blame it on rEd CaRTeL shenanigans?

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@inHighburyN5 You can’t be serious? There’s no way you’re telling me you think that financial doping and systematic cheating as anywhere near as egregious as grappling opponents at corners?!

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@futbalsa @cesaralo There is no way that happens. @UEFA would go bust without the mighty #MCFC as this independent study shows!

#MancheaterCheaty

We are European football. Nothing else matters

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@F365 😂 of course they would!

If you believe that then I’ve got some beachfront property in Birmingham to sell you!

#MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

We cheat when we want, we cheat when we want.
The Abu Dhabi state owns us,
We cheat when we want.

(we didn’t cheat - Irrefutable evidence)

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@Paulron32 @StanisElsborg @sportingintel You can’t call somebody out for being abusive and then abuse them. You either agree with abuse or you don’t!

Anyway, it matters not. We will win the appeal and carry on cheating our way to meaningless glory, mark my words! #MCFC

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@richardika86 @ManCity Please don’t cry into that cup. All will be ok. I believe our cheating will continue as before and you will not have to go back to cheering on Kano United 🙌

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@biggeorgewrig The cheating was the artistry. The legacy remains intact. Nobody cheats better! Facts

#MCFC #MancheaterCheaty

[Mancheater Cheaty FC @Man_Cheaty_FC]

@weAreUtdWeAre @dankthemanc @andyburnham Dammit, so we really are stuck with this turd of a human being. Still, he’s going to get my club off all this cheating malarkey, so I guess he serves some purpose 🙌