literally me

@AltTrashCan69 also I’m bi

[Delta @Dobs407]

it always breaks my heart that those 2009 remasters are the only versions most people who listen to the Beatles know

[Kuleshov @EffectKuleshov]

I think we’re all so used to evil people taking no responsibility for their actions that nobody has any idea what to do in a situation like this — myself included

[Cpt. Stickernoodle 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @CStickernoodle]

How do they make sure the guy doesn’t get hard? He’s next to a naked woman so he can’t be attracted to women and he has men rubbing up against him so he can’t be attracted to men. Asexual king!

[fast, elegant, & brittle 🗡️ MCR SEATTLE @deficitbrains]

love that gerard had no idea it was the anniversary of their first show. it’s a good thing the premiere my chemical romance historian is a member of the band, because nobody knows more about mcr than frank iero and nobody knows less about mcr than gerard way

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Desert thunderstorm

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

Ah yes the 22teen y/o minors. Question: Do you even go out?

You guys seriously gotta stop this, it's not cute to unconsensually force everyone into your infantilizing ageplay.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

why must we be subjected to elon musks miserable love life endlessly

[Pukicho @pukicho]

If you ever see me pickpocketing you, you must understand, it’s because I’m trying to get your money

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

did anyone else’s boyfriend send them this or is it just me

[maia arson crimew FEEDBACK MAKES YOU PURE @awawawhoami]

it's so fascinating how unimpressive all the current claudeslop mods for minecraft are, they're showing off 2013 ass gun mods on here like it's sci fi technology. none of these guys have ever played a game, let alone minecraft in particular.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

oh my fucking god

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

damn rest in peace to the dumbest guy you know, a fake lady who will talk to them 24/7 is gonna hit them like a hellfire missle

[Jay 👽 @axlrosehusband_]

I feel uncontrollable sadness every time I see this post

[percy thrills @parismotif]

i love when people say "paul mccartney actually likes this artist!" regarding *insert whatever musician is being talked about poorly in the press* because paul would invite a cockroach into his home if it gave him praise. He likes anyone that likes him

[Gazun 💮 @Gazungamer]

Dio realizing "holy shit he's dead for real" and immediately dropping the villain act is one of the best scenes in the entire series, he really thought they'd be going back and forth forever

[Swarthy Swabian @MuKuDk2]

There are still alot of monastaries and they are dying out so they are desperately looking for people to join. There is nothing keeping you from becoming a monk or a nun. They will take you with open arms.

[Red From Boulder Punch 2.0 @RedLReviews]

Like this alone is fucking night and day good lord the updated colors are so sauceless

[mosinman esparttt @esparttt]

many "car fans" can't handle it when they meet a true automobile enjoyer

[sarah @SarahStarberry]

oh my god read the vertical axis

[kaguya @kartosiewicz]

why is it so easy to convince these people that jews or secret societies or whatever control the world but impossible to turn them against billionaires or capitalism