TheChaosManager

Manager of chaos & maker of some! Follow my blog at follow Twitter for sarcasm. DM with partnership opportunities.

[TheChaosManager @manager_chaos]

May your face mask cover all of your adult onset acne.

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My 10 year old wants an @JulieAndrews backpack for school this year.

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I must be a superhero.
I’m the only one in my house able to turn off the lights.

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@FitLifeTravel Hand sanitizer-first thing I pack for any flight!!

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Just updated my list of unique Father’s Day gifts! Check them out here: https://t.co/sccvO1GeBI

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@WDWGuestService I wanted to shout out Dana from the Jungle Cruise. She was AMAZING this past Tuesday!! She’s hilarious and made our cruise one of the best things we did all day at the Magic Kingdom!!!! Did you know elephants have a really great memory???

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Currently wearing leggings with an oversized t-shirt with a knot in it...so it’s 1992.

[Mama Needs A Coke @MamaNeedsACoke]

So, you all doing anything for Valentine’s Day or are you married?

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If you aren’t sneaking @mmschocolate while cooking dinner, then you’re not doing it right.

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You know you’re old when...

You get excited that insurance will cover a new bite guard.

[Messy bun mama @NotYoMama9]

Does anyone else think of a game plan for how they're going to get to their family members during a disaster like an invasion or zombie apocalypse?

Just me?

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How many layers of under eye concealer did you wear today? #momlife

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Don’t become a parent until you are prepared to memorize the names of 50 cartoon cars.

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Did I shower yesterday? ...and other games to play in #2020

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2020 is not the year to get rid of anything you haven’t worn in the past six months. #pants

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There are Cheerios in every nook and cranny of my house and car.

[FeralTherapist (she/her) 🏳️‍🌈♣️🍍🐎🍄 @IMomalogues]

Tell me you're a parent without telling me you're a parent.

[Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123]

Trolls to parents: Quit complaining about the kids you chose to have.

Me to trolls: Quit complaining about posts you chose to read online.

[Nick @workcultivation]

I even cooked dinner tonight! Thanks @manager_chaos

https://t.co/AlyD0cSChN

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How is 8 late for dance class that is happening on Zoom...in our own basement...AGAIN?!?

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Should I feel flattered that so many bots have decided to comment with spam on my blog?