Managryx

[weed / shimi @yurimusings]

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

[turbomander @turbomander]

told my doc there was something wrong with me because I couldnt stop thinking about animated sitcoms. she asked me “what are the symptoms?” and i told her homer marge bart maggie lisa

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

I can’t stand anyone who complains about how “expensive” things have gotten. Potatoes are $5/pound. Eat a potato for every meal. Boom. Your job sucks. Become a neurosurgeon. There’s tons of YouTube videos. Boom. No excuses.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

???

[cantaloaf @cantaloafer]

Balloon Boys 🎈🎈

[rune sword @runesword1]

explosion at the health potion factory, 0 dead, 0 injured

[Conor Nolan @conor_draws]

Putting together an entry for my local library t-shirt design contest. I've never wanted to win something more.

[draga 🇭🇳 @sidewinderloops]

found a gem in my yt feed today

[Managryx @managryx]

@SUNNYM00NS @SolidFent @marchintorussia LARPing has always meant that people were passionate about what they were doing up until VERY recently, where it started to get misused to mean the exact opposite of what it does (similar to how "literally" can now mean "not literally".) No need to call someone a moron over this.

[turbomander @turbomander]

my boss: these new hand tools are awful, where do you even get these from?
me: I got a really good deal at the oddities market, from this kind old lady in a big pointy hat.
boss: how are you even going to grip anything with these?
the market pliers: hello everybody

[Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸 @gay_horse420]

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

[Interesting Concepts @AlsoNameConnor]

Here’s a little life hack: Put a large cardboard box directly in front of your door in order to slightly inconvenience yourself when entering/leaving

[竹藪 @bamboo23091]

#東方Project
春ですよ

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

*gets down on one knee*
i forgot what i was gonna say