Amanda Jankowski

predictably unpredictable.

[cameron 🔥 @camruined]

Great, we’re about to get four new versions of Patient Zero 🫩

[Truthstream Media @truthstreamnews]

The most interesting thing about this clip isn’t that it’s AI, it’s that people claim to remember having seen this film when they were little.

[Pete Tonkin @pete_tonkin]

I like how the AI didn’t understand ‘spinning gold’ from the original tale, so *he* spins and gold magically appears.

[conor @conor_brn]

One blocked nostril and a slightly sore throat

[alexei @alexeixbt]

he literally explained ADHD in 35 seconds:

[Jay @cyrusgrandess]

More variants than Covid is a lethal thing to say 😭

[mellon collie ꩜ @bazensonbahar]

how can a person know everything at 18 but nothing at 36

[Fran Perez @franperez_fp]

Entrevista: ¿Donde te ves en 5 años?
Yo:

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

I grew up with pink around, I didn’t know she was Jewish until like last year and could give af less.

No one cares you’re Jewish. We care that you’re a racist genocide supporter trying to cancel another artist for opposing the Gaza Holocaust and being vocal about it.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

Probably because it's not safe to eat food anymore.

[🦭🍉🐉 @breeashhh]

The answer is in the question

[Haley Green @haleyngreen___]

idc if lindsey clancy rots in prison or a psych ward but it’s legitimately funny how men see one woman in the male dominated field of annihilating their families and literally lose their minds. 227 recorded instances of men doing it between 2020 and 2023 btw

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Notice how the bear realized she wasn’t interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch. Some men could learn from an animal that “no” isn’t an insult..it’s a boundary.

[lezzo ❤️‍🔥 @dykegrrl]

there's an epidemic of men murdering their children and wives but none of you seemed to care about that

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Being a millennial is making 4 times what my parents made but somehow lowkey effectively poorer than them lmao

[𝐁𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐘 @X_Bill_Gl]

A therapist asked 30 wives to stop doing the invisible domestic work for one week.
Their husbands lasted 9 days before the experiment had to stop. One man said the sentence that ended it: 1/6

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[devseb @astrohound]

So before we start the meeting, let’s go around the room and introduce yourself