Amanda Mills

[Amanda Mills @manda_mills]

That halftime show was like listening to my childhood. Pretty sure I've got a bunch of NOW CD's with those songs on them I could listen to. Loved the throwback. 😍 #PepsiHalftime

[Shannon Carpenter @HossmanAtHome]

No,no,no. You misunderstand. You’re not going to bed because you’re tired. You’re going to bed because I’m tired. That’s how parenting works.

[Amanda Mills @manda_mills]

@LoganGill9 @serialtiredumpr Mine is Nicole, here's my venmo if you're serious.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Girls are better at being doctors.

Me: What are boys better at?

7: Getting hurt.

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

I secretly hope that twitter keeps extending the character limit as a social experiment, slowly conditioning our attention spans until we’re able to read actual books again

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

The US government has shut down. AMERICANS. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. IMPORT AS MANY KINDER EGGS AS POSSIBLE. NO ONE CAN STOP YOU.

[Amanda Mills @manda_mills]

#TodayILearned: You don't need to understand football, you just need to sit near someone who has very strong opinions of the game.

[Amanda Mills @manda_mills]

Being a parent is about thinking three meals ahead then not liking the plan when you get there. #parenthood

[Omaha World-Herald @OWHnews]

17 community celebrations around the metro area that you don't want to miss this summer https://t.co/Db5BE3Anw3

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK America is getting pulled to the top of the roller coaster.

[Amanda Mills @manda_mills]

Scariest thing I've read in a while. https://t.co/nWP03dLOiq

[CNN @CNN]

Facing growing North Korea nuke threat, Trump vows: "It won't happen!" https://t.co/6JrS3HWTHb

[Joey Mills @rareonepics]

She likes corduroy fish, but I'm partial to salmon myself. We accept… https://t.co/hmTqwvi2Wv

[Amanda Mills @manda_mills]

#Trump logic: wants drug tests (for him and Hilary); still won't release tax returns.
@CNNPolitics https://t.co/rYn8K1WXbZ

[Amanda Mills @manda_mills]

@liza_weil @iBiebTeam How many this season total? (Do you know?)

[Amanda Mills @manda_mills]

Someone needs to go through this campaign and add up how many times #Trump has said "I wasn't going to mention this..." #debate

[Amanda Mills @manda_mills]

Thank God these moderators are worth their salt tonight. #debate

[MeanStreets Omaha @MeanStreetsOMA]

Hazard: Washington University, St. Louis, MO.
A male and a female are producing sounds that are nauseating a large number of people.

[Amanda Mills @manda_mills]

Keep on the lookout, @DreaNelson2016 . https://t.co/2DrG05Md4b

[Mark @NoticablyBacon]

The alpha white girl is the one that is drinking a pumkin spice latte out of an ugg boot

[Amanda Mills @manda_mills]

@MeanStreetsOMA Not enough. 😭