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I’ll order one cock tail please!

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hopped on the treadmill today so you could say I’ve got the runs

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The eclipse looks a lot cooler without the glasses

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Don’t forget: phone, wallet, keys, girdles

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To both my lists
1. things i want to do before i die and 2. things i don’t understand the physics of
please add: “sliding into a base”

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the act of frowning is so embarrassing it makes it so easy to stop being sad

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@beefstew1818 are we both in the bathroom on our phone at the same time

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they should make alcoholic soup

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is grinch his name or a slur

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just 2-ted on 2/2/22

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this hanukkah, don’t catch that omicronicah

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if someone makes almonds available to me I’ll eat them until I throw up

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Hi Ru! I think Alaska should win because she is really funny, and I LOVE her looks
#teamalaska #rupaulsdragraceseason5

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my body is a temple, and by that I mean I welcome all the jews into it

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10000 IQ move is using spotify wrapped to find out my spotify’s been hacked for all of 2020 🕵🏻

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hags everyone!

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the city may be closed, but my dms are open

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more like career unfair 😔

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if I can put my Minecraft bed next to yours... my dms are open

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your sugar daddy proposed now he’s your financé