𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷

90% of my tweets are poop related

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

https://t.co/5m5xDdIXAk
MY COUSIN IS A SAINT 😂

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

@bryceywave @paramore OMG SAME

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

I said I was gonna have two carry ons but then I remembered how much I hate carrying stuff.

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

@sthomas459 Wait wait wait wait wait are y’all saying the verdict is being delivered today?

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

When you’re trying to feed your nicotine addiction at the #SOTU

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

@BaileySarian whispers: Aqua tofana

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

Full video on my TikTok @mandafitpanda but seriously I need to get my shit together lol

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

I guess I’ll start using this again

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

hello…is this thing on?

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

I just hope the military doesn’t screwed over like it did last time. Let’s see how the next four years go.

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

I’ve been on deployment for the last eight months and I heard that @Jenna_Marbles decided to leave youtube... it crushed me. Thank you Jenna for making every Wednesday/Thursday one of my favorite days for the last 9 years.

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

@tkd540 I totally feel that. I think about getting off work the night before I have to go back to work.

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

True story.

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

random tinder story - a thread: I kept swiping right bcuz I was bored. I matched with this rando and for some reason decided to meet at the movies. He sat in my car for a bit (super awkward) all I was praying for was the time to finally walk to the box office.

[𝔄𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔬𝔷 @mandafitpanda]

I DIDNT EVEN GO PEE. the second I got to my car I blocked the motherfucker on tinder and skurr skurrted my way outta there. And that was the time I ditched a rando at the movies. And I don’t feel bad for that entitled ass.