Samantha T

Mom, Wife, Tequila Snob. Go Birds.

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

Derek Hill seems very good at baseball #phillies

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@JustJenRX Touch fucking grass

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

If I walked into the ladies room and saw a man trying to help his daughters I would politely wait outside until they’re done. This isn’t difficult. The babies just needed to use the bathroom and they should be in the bathroom that was made for them.

[Donnie Cope @dcopechatter]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tens of thousands of Spencer Pratt voters are now receiving rejection letters from the county clerk saying that their ballots were not counted due to signature irregularities. Yet, Governor Gavin Newsom just passed legislation that would make it illegal for anyone conducting oversight, to contest signatures that they deemed fraudulent. Democrats allow ballots to be signed with an X, a -, or a 🙂 to pass and count, but all of a sudden, only Republican signatures are being flagged for irregularities, rejected, and not counted. 🤔 One of these California Republican voters said that his signature has been on file for over 20 years and there has never been an issue until he voted for Spencer Pratt. Nithya Ramen has beaten Spencer Pratt by less than 3000 votes. There are at least 18,000 Pratt voters who received this letter saying their votes were rejected.

[Jack @jackunheard]

JUST IN: Skid Row homeless residents claim they were paid to vote for Karen Bass and Nithya Raman, per NYP

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@rebeccaisdope Multiple times a year I lose my debit card and have to cancel it. A real PITA but also effective 🤣

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@GoodFellah91 This is an underrated take

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@ianfromphilly The most slept on terminal for sure, and def my preferred one

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

When statistically impossible things happen, we should not be expected as a society to accept them. Evidence of fraud isn’t limited to video surveillance. Statistical impossibilities are hard evidence of fraud.

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@ah_pod It's still early in the season, I don't understand why everyone's acting like he couldn't go off on another streak like this starting next game? He could break the overall record before august...

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@prieurdp If you can't park your car just say so

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

What. a. run.

Cristopher Sánchez, take a bow

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@BalogunSonia4 Yes, if I have someone to watch my baby. No if I would have to bring them

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@NahHellNo_75 @queenathenah She didn't say there's a problem, she doesn't want one though. Large high energy breeds aren't for everyone.

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@avivafashion11 @queenathenah Unfortunately you need to pass a background check, have a 37 acres fully fenced yard, no other animals, no job, no kids, a 20 year vet history, and take 6 hour walks a day; or they don't approve you.

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@itsme_urstruly @TFLN Spontaneous combustion for me. Why were we all stop drop and rolling so much?

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@team_juicebox @AFMBlog You're paying for their years of education, experience, time, insurance, payroll, equipment etc.

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@Disconecked @AFMBlog He's seen at least 2 sometimes 4 price increases per YEAR since Covid on units. There's actually a class action suit in the US against the major manufacturers over it.

[Samantha T @sthomas459]

@cincinnfan @8LeggedElephant @AFMBlog If you change your filters at minimum twice a year (1/4 year is better) then can last many many years without a hiccup. My husband does HVAC and almost all roads lead to dirty long unchanged filters in terms of repairs