Amanda Taylor

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions - Augusten Burroughs

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

@Cubs Noooooo

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

if you see a dinosaur out of its enclosure we ask that you please first try to get them back in the enclosure on your own before asking park employees for help. there are too many dinosaurs out at any given time for us to handle all of them

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

I adore these 😂❤️

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

If you donate to Jurassic Park today we will make a special Dinosaur that thirsts only for the flesh of YOUR ass

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

I'm starting to realize that I judge whether or not I like a person by how they treat my dog. #priorities #griffeynewc #techlife

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Based on how much I love my dog, I've realized I'm going to be one of "those" moms.

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

Watching the search for Old Hitler! #SharkWeek #HammerTime

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

When someone yells 'Stop!" I'm always very confused about whether it's in the name of love or if it's just hammer time.

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

I'm already feeling this one. 102.2 is normal!

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

After this week, I need an adult beverage. #yesplease

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

I miss my bed. #sotired #vettechstudentlife

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

Hubs got me ready for my first day of school. #husbandjackpot #lovehim

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

"@WomensHumor: When I'm not in bed, I want to be there. When I finally get in bed, I want to Netflix." #thestruggleisreal

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

@NewcomerDustin You are the best husband I could ever ask for. Love you to the moon and back. <3

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

Went and saw #TransformersAgeOfExtinction tonight with the hubs and the bruvs. #greatmovie #iwantatransformerdinosaur

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

Come on team USA! #IBelieveThatWeWillWin #OneNationOneTeam

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

@zachnewc done! :-)

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

About a year ago, my future brother was trying to strangle me, in my sleep, with his feet. #ohthememories

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

I'm starting to go into a little depression that I have to leave this place tomorrow. #theresnoplacelikehome

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

Everything that drowns me makes me want to fly. #countingstars

[Amanda Taylor @mandanewc]

@DustinNewcomer "@NotCommonFacts: Marrying your best-friend eliminates the risk of divorce by 75%."