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I wear my heart safety pinned to my backpack, my backpack is all that I know

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@ChuckTingle One of my favorites

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@RappCatsAdopt I love my vocal tuxedo boy. He will be ok :)

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@compositional88 @fesshole Part swedish, do same thing but with hardtack

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@fesshole You mean some people actually ask this question and expect a response, let alone am honest one?
Most of my work calls begin with the other person saying, "hi Mandie how are you today. So the thing with this account is..."

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@fesshole All animals deserve love

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@fesshole I feel like a lot of people say "ma'am" or "sir" as a way of distancing themselves from or putting themselves above you. When people call me ma'am I say, "actually, I'm not married. Please just use my name. "

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@TheNerdyVixen this brought me joy

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of cats stealing food in paintings 🧵

1. Still Life with cat by Desportes, 1705

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@Sshh_ImReading @StephenKing 112263

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Me when I'm apologizing for my cat.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Sorry, Homer doesn't mean to be rude. He's just a very complicated man."

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I love this man

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Actually, I am considered a D-list actor.

The D is for "delightful."

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@MarkHamill It's may. I expect my daily pun from you in May.

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I'm pretty sure the beer my boyfriend bought is made out of the peach from "call me by your name"

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

easter bunny showed up a little bit late in des moines 🐰

📸 Elliott Ingham

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https://t.co/o7Wc7UM4xA.

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Being sick is getting so old. It shouldn't hurt this much to breathe.

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@Explosm Yikes.

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@ChewyWalrus don't even think about it

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Value Alert: if you don't have a cat cone the lid to the Dune Popcorn Bucket is a great substitute

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@pattonoswalt Wow

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https://t.co/WTLEfzpzbn
I mean, have you seen mr. Burns, a post electric play? Of course he's the ultimate villain.