A.F.

not sure what I’m doing, but still enthusiastic about it

[bones old peeved austin @DukeLongley]

tl;dr stands for the lord;da rings

[angel @angelmendoza___]

a ziwe interview with george santos

[TG @TerribleGaming4]

Why Sza got me sweating at 10am?

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Overheard; "Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[Manuel Aragorn, Non Fungible Tolkien Minority @Spacejunc]

I think the Queen would want us all to live the way she did, with free public housing, basic universal income, and full government health care.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

where is “south of Philadelphia” 🤔

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

You've been speaking English your entire life

but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters?

Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:

[alexwagner @alexwagner]

ICYMI: I went down to Florida to look at how Gov. DeSantis has introduced concepts of Christian nationalism and revisionist history into public school classrooms. Thanks to @jelani9 for joining me to unwind... all of it. cc @WagnerTonight https://t.co/oGnhx16Xhp

[A.F. @mandaxyz]

wow, did my kid learn how to tweet?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

parenting is about hearing “get me an apple juice! NOW!!!!” by someone who still pronounces vagina “bagina”

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

alex jones’ lawyer

[Panic! at the Discourse @kinjaldave7]

british people struggling in this heat wave... stay strong... your ancestors colonized entire countries in this heat 💕💕💕

[ash 🦋 @ashleydupreez_]

the “a” in my name stands for always right

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

I would be sooooo good at not having a job ... like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture

[Patrick Sullivan @PatchNavillus]

And what of the Crawmoms? Wouldn’t they like to sing? But we never tell her story.

[jerrell jackson @datbassjawn]

This is NOT the same heat Mozart was wearing them wigs in

[Jamie Henn @jamieclimate]

#DontLookUp missed the part where the Supreme Court says we can’t stop the asteroid because that power wasn’t written into the Constitution in 1787.

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

The supreme court is acting like there’s a liquidation sale on evil

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

when I asked my pro life mom about the 3000 children who die every year from gun violence she rolled her eyes and said “that’s not that many.” we cannot work with republicans. we have to work around them.

[Paige Cornwell @pgcornwell]

The teenagers who survived Columbine are in their late 30s and early 40s. They have kids in elementary schools.