amanda 🍃

🕸️🍃 She/Her

[amanda 🍃 @manddap]

Me on my way to see @PanicAtTheDisco at MSG with @SamanthaJLee 🤘🏼💯💨

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@partridgeTX Okay man. You can believe whatever you want. But, seriously this is just insane. Can we agree on that at least. I mean that guy owns a company named Green Water and he literally turned the reflecting pool green. All for the low low cost of $1.7M.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’m just going to post this every few days rather than arguing with faceless, nameless trolls in the comments.

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

it's like asking men to imagine us as people wtf

[erica @ericanextdooor]

i like that hunter biden didn’t find god after being a degenerate, he found shitposting like the rest of us

[Charlie Cummings @klaytheist11]

Bang. Fuck you @UHC you lecherous freaks

[Cindy Poluta @CindyPoluta]

Guys. Can we just go back to humans creating posters on Canva.

I can’t do these AI posters anymore…. please stop. Honestly.

[amanda 🍃 @manddap]

@HistContent So what happens after you put your bacteria ridden phone in there?

[K(sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyett]

One of the reasons that both Neoliberals and fascists hate people like Mamdani is because he proves they are all liars who have effectively sold out their constituents to billionaire interests.

All of the pain we have been told to endure has been a choice to sate the wealthy

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

I have a unique opportunity to choose my next land-lord.. .

[Patches 🔜 AC, MP @RABBITPATCHES]

this dirty soda trend is the nastiest shit ever like are you seriously drinking Sprite Milk

[amanda 🍃 @manddap]

God bless a puff co

[amanda 🍃 @manddap]

I just keep marking bots as spam. I don’t know if it’s doing anything but maybe this is my little contribution to helping make the internet a better place lol

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

Boomers: I bought my first house at 25 for $50,000.

Millennials: I’m 30 and split rent with 3 roommates and work 2 jobs.

Gen Z:

[Lizzie K. Foley @LizzieKFoley]

Crap like this is why New Jersey should not pay a single penny to transport New York City tourists to the World Cup.

[Ellyn Briggs @EllynBriggs]

Here's 45 seconds of Facebook telling me the alleged WHCD shooter was a former staffer of literally almost every major collegiate and professional sports team

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[coochie mane 🧪 @lsdcuredme]

the kids don’t know about baby phat…..damn bitch im old

[daz @MetamateDaz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.