Morris MM

Chelsea Fan : HR Practitioner : Salesman :Brother : Father :Firm Believer : Hardworking Kenyan : Weird Facts : Ufala Reloaded

[Morris MM @MandelaMorris]

In the next 100 years no living creature that is breathing will be alive, but still the population will be in billions on planet earth
.#Amazing -#MorrisMandela

[TPV Sean @tpvsean]

Putin Issues Arrest Warrant for 'Bioterrorist' Bill Gates: "Engineered Plague Will Depopulate Billions"

Bill Gates is officially a wanted man in Russia.

The charge? Bioterrorism. The evidence? A 3,000-page dossier released by Vladimir Putin himself, proving that Gates engineered the pneumonic plague using AI tools inside a Ukrainian biolab.

[Global Intelligence @G8GIST]

Global Live Chatter Sweeps Technology, GLCST®™ {GOD'S EARS®™}, The INFOGRID®™ With DGS-ITX®™ {GOD'S EYES®™} Via SPIN®™ {GOD'S NET®™} Indicate Siaya Senator @DrOburu_O Suffered An Induced Cardiac Arrest And Passed On ~ Global Command @GIST_Gov With UK @GCHQ And USA @NSAGov.

[Global Intelligence @G8GIST]

G.I.S.T: Wicknell Chivayo With His Wife Lucy "Lulu" Muteke & Other Passengers Killed After Agusta Westland AW-139 Reg. No. OE-XGD Was Taken Down By G.I.S.T. Clandestine Ops Using Transient Electromagnetic Disturbance Over Marondera, Zimbabwean Airspace ~ Global Command @GIST_Gov.

[Global Intelligence @G8GIST]

Global Live Chatter Sweeps Technology, GLCST®™ {GOD'S EARS®™}, The INFOGRID®™ With DGS-ITX®™ {GOD'S EYES®™} Via SPIN®™ {GOD'S NET®™} Indicate Subtle Military Preparations For A High-Level State Funeral In East Africa ~ Global Command @GIST_Gov With UK @GCHQ And US @NSAGov.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

OBURU ODINGA YOUTH LEADER

IS DEAD !

[Morris MM @MandelaMorris]

@BenardMakumbi_ Unataka ku recruit mtu akuwe mechanic, sindio?

[Rebel @rebelde_ke]

A Burundian comes, buys a 200 Bob bucket & 500 Bob thermos, starts cooking kahawa and mandazi, goes around every morning selling to anyone. A Kenyan idiot, sits their buttocks somewhere saying that the Burundian guy is the cause of their unemployment. Very idiotic. Very stupid.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

NO SHAME: Following Nepal’s devastating flood disaster, looters were caught on camera stealing gold from the bodies of victims.

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

BREAKING: Ecuador intelligence chief killed in Kenya helicopter crash: Ecuador govt

[Morris MM @MandelaMorris]

@NytoP2PMwangi Wewe ndio snitch, sindio

[SAMUEL @keengsam]

Low quality videos never disappoint 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Morris MM @MandelaMorris]

Mizinga is the key word

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

Senator John Methu: We were being told that initially there was a bar in State House because the people who were there were taking alcohol. Now, we have a chai-drinking president and the budget has grown 4-fold. How is it that a mzinga of chai is more expensive than a mzinga of alcohol?
@TheJesseRogers
#KTNPrime

[Morris MM @MandelaMorris]

@iamjoseh_ Huyo mnono kwanza atageuzwa bibi pale Indistrial area juu ya appetite yake. Ole wakee

[Morris MM @MandelaMorris]

@kenyasgossips Kama ako na ndeng'a na ipotee hameni hiyo mtaa juu mtachunwa makende hadi muitoee.

[Morris MM @MandelaMorris]

@ntsa_kenya Kama mmefika GM msiwahi toka hapo. Hao watu wa pipeline ni vichwa ngumuu sanaa huwa hawaskii

[Morris MM @MandelaMorris]

@HMiteni @Localman254_ Kibe alisema ile mbaya ni ya nyoks

[Morris MM @MandelaMorris]

@DCI_Kenya Kila mtu akiruka bag sio yake mtado?