Mandi Faye

“You got all the John Dorian potential with none of the flowers and dead dog.”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good

[Ally Condie @allycondie]

Is there any greater joy than reading your own (unpublished) work for the trizillionth time?*

*every joy is greater

[Mandi Faye @Mandifaye23]

It’s 33 degrees outside rn and the high tomorrow is 75??? How have I lived in texas my whole life and I’m STILL surprised by the weather

[GrasshopperWoman @GrasshopperWom1]

Texas: where a virus has reproductive rights and a woman does not😵‍💫

[Mandi Faye @Mandifaye23]

@bellie_lotion Ok but didn’t you wrap a Christmas present with receipts freshman year 🤔

[Mandi Faye @Mandifaye23]

@AmericanAir

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don’t even THINK about stopping your car keep it moving they can jump in

[MILEY @miley]

Feed your fantasy! 🍦#MileyInLayers #GimmeWhatIWant @MagnumGlobal

[Mandi Faye @Mandifaye23]

Ok at this point why does McDonald’s even advertise ice cream

[mustard clown @markydoodoo]

shall i compare thee to a silly goose

[Mandi Faye @Mandifaye23]

Can they come finish I-35 for us

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

How the Dutch build a tunnel under a highway in one weekend.

Credit: Rijkswaterstaat.

[Mandi Faye @Mandifaye23]

People who say, in regards to the pandemic, “it’s survival of the fittest” or “people die, get over it” have clearly never lost someone they love unexpectedly to something preventable. That’s a kind of heartbreak you just don’t forget, I would never wish that on anyone

[Mandi Faye @Mandifaye23]

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A COMFORTABLE BRA

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

“everybody was kung fu fighting” really, everybody? even the grinch? get real

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

as a depressed adult i can’t rave enough about “popcorn dinner”

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

doing a reverse lent where i pick a new vice to get hooked on for the next 40 days. taking suggestions

[Mandi Faye @Mandifaye23]

I never thought I would be so happy to see snow melt

[Jenny Boylan 🍯 @JennyBoylan]

This year, for Lent, I am giving up.