Matt Andreko

Security Consultant by day, hostess by night.

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@scottjohnson The chicken cordon bleu is back and o keep giving them my money.

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@cantcomputer We should just be happy that stupid people are trying to learn more about traffic patterns instead of just causing accidents when they do a dumb.

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@McAlistersDeli Your password requirements don’t tell you that they have a max of 25 characters. Why a max length in the age of password managers?

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@kroger Why is this the kind of produce I get *every* time I get a delivery? Why am I paying for this service?

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@HackingLZ It’s getting a lot easier to use Linux on the desktop with google docs.

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@georgiaweidman There are several archives, some online and some downloadable. I viewed some old ones here a while ago: https://t.co/9YpP899hCI

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@cantcomputer My favorite pizza place is cash or check only. Who still takes checks? But man it’s tasty pizza.

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@lazzslayer Oh man. At least Optiv went with their backup solution and didn't go with their original brand name. That would have been insensitive.

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@4ndr3w6S And you haven’t sent me a single Neapolitan pizza?!? :)

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@_xpn_ @__invictus_ Next you should try hot dogs or sausages boiled in the electric kettle.

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@cantcomputer Sweet! Sale prices again!

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@DutchessSec Eventually we got the cheesecake done right. Eventually...

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@cantcomputer I made a similar chart of where in Indiana you should avoid. Not just during Derby time though. Hopefully it’s useful to someone.

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@HackingDave When it gets warmer outside, just go to a local orchard and they will be able to help you!

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@ChristianLempa Cloudflare zero trust + JumpCloud is awesome.

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@4ndr3w6S That’s my antique watering can! It’s priceless.

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

I went to my local Hamfest today and this brown box for sale made my day.

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@cantcomputer @Ben0xA I can save you some time. I tried them already, and they're pretty horrible.

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@AnthemBCBS Sent with subject "Height Validation on Health Profile Survey"

[Matt Andreko @mandreko]

@AnthemBCBS You may want to fix your validation on your "Health Profile" survey. It won't let you put in "0" for inches of height. I thought I'd get around it with 5'12", but it won't let you enter a "12" either. It insultingly asks you to enter a "0", which doesn't validate.