manny trejo

nothing special

[Julie Johnson for Texas @juliejohnsonTX]

Ask yourself one question: is Texas more affordable than when Greg Abbott took office? 🛒 Groceries? Nope. ⛽ Gas? Nope. 🏠 Rent? Nope.

Even @bucees brisket is a luxury item now.

@GinaHinojosaTX's plan: Save public schools. Put money in your pocket. Free the brisket.

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

Property taxes have gone up 85% under Greg Abbott. I have never, not once, voted to raise Texans’ property taxes.

[manny trejo @mandringus]

TEXANS DESERVE A LIVE DEBATE!!!!!!

I’m fucking sick of these false ads the current admin is pushing. If you are worth the vote, fucking prove it by debating!!!!!!

@GregAbbott_TX @GinaHinojosaTX @jamestalarico @KenPaxtonTX

[Thought Provoking Berserker🇭🇺🇪🇺 ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

I am not religious but I love this guy.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

who could’ve predicted this!

[manny trejo @mandringus]

take nudes in your 20s. it’s so important to have evidence of how hot you were (even if you don’t feel like it now)

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

No president next election, America needs to be single for a while

[manny trejo @mandringus]

okay but was i the only one that absolutely LOVED Gaga’s Joanne era????? cos i need more Joanne-esque Gaga

[manny trejo @mandringus]

the way i sing Please Please Please with my whole chest as if i haven’t been in a loving relationship since 2013

[riley ⋆ ݁𖥔 ˖ @clynicallysane]

yea my long distance ex boyfriend from 8th grade. why r u posting him

[manny trejo @mandringus]

dear marketing firms everywhere,

please remove all baby crying noises from your commercials.

sincerely,
all parents with children under 2

[manny trejo @mandringus]

when you haven’t had a period in almost 2 years, it feels like your friends are always on their periods

[manny trejo @mandringus]

really sad @Grimezsz Sci Fi Music for Babies playlist disappeared from spotify cos that playlist was my son’s fave

[manny trejo @mandringus]

i know i’m old af cos my targeted instagram ads are for humidifiers and comfy couches

[manny trejo @mandringus]

i know plants don’t have a moral compass, but if they did…this guy would be certified evil.

[manny trejo @mandringus]

threads will never know me the way twitter does (and yes, as an elder millennial it will always be twitter to me)

[manny trejo @mandringus]

i feel like putting on leather leggings must be the female equivalent to putting on a condom

[manny trejo @mandringus]

just got quoted $15k for the dental work i need done and honestly i just rather not have teeth

[manny trejo @mandringus]

i don’t fucking care if it shows my age, i will never stop using emojis

[manny trejo @mandringus]

my son just threw up into my mouth and it took every fiber of my being to not yeet him across the room