Garden Gnome

couch potato, wine and whiskey drinker. be kind or fuck off. mom to adult kids. learning as I go along. Want to be a Nanna soon

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@CindyPoluta I 100% agree!!!! Can't stand the branding, it screams wannabe

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

Every dog parent, almost every weekend. 🤣🤣🤣

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

I cant help but think this is inspired by SA school rugby cheers

[James Dreyfus @DreyfusJames]

Best bit of choreography I’ve seen since “Dead Dreams Of Monochrome Men” ‘89 by DV8…

GENER8ION.
STORM feat. Yung Lean.

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater It has been several months now. No one has even come to look. What do we have to do to get service?

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater please help repair. Huge water leak on cnr of Angus and Merino Ave, City Deep, JHB. Been running for over a week

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@CityPowerJhb Any update on City Deep

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater No has come to stop this leak. It has been months!

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@Todi_M2 Search Hello Island on FB. I've used them twice. Incredible island hopper trips over 12days. Fantastic planning and transfers, always had good hotels. If I go there again I would go through them

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater Still no action
@MyJRA road is falling apart

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater Still no interest in repair

[Scarlet💌🐾💋 @brinabusywoman]

“Men need to be masculine” actually this is the hottest thing a man has ever done

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater Thank you kindly

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater Its been over a month. When are you fixing the leak

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater There has still been no action. We're getting a new vaaldam in the cul-de-sac its running into

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater This is still running, please, get someone out

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater Been reporting this since last week, have ref number etc. Still running. "Those that live in glass houses"

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater Seriously, insane wastage!!! Still no attention

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

This is all so true! I am constantly cold!

[EauDeFoodie @ScholarChefD]

Thing I don’t like since losing 46kg

- I am always Cold
-Shaving my armpit is now very difficult since it’s now narrow
- My eye glasses (5) are now oversized and redundant
-Sitting on hard surfaces hurt
-I don’t know my show size again
-My big head is now very obvious
- I have to change my whole wardrobe (still wearing my old cloths)

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater Thank you

[Garden Gnome @mandy101]

@JHBWater The water is still running. Half of jhb doesn't have any?