Amanda Kuhn

I'm here for a good time, not a long time

[Amanda Kuhn @MANDY_tory]

Whenever life gets rough I remember my ex got a tattoo for me a few weeks before I broke up with him & suddenly everything is better 🙃😇

[Amanda Kuhn @MANDY_tory]

@EmmeBennett I heard this story and honestly thought it was hilarious 🤣

[dr. b 🐐 @CheckTheResume]

McGraw-Hill gotta be overwhelmed making these new history books

[Amanda Kuhn @MANDY_tory]

@kinkykellay I wonder this myself. Are we not normal or is it them?

[Amanda Kuhn @MANDY_tory]

@ChelseaTanna @twopeckers 4 months later and still don’t have taste/smell back 😅

[gaychel @coochieflop]

sorority girls still using big/little girl you are 25 that is your adult friend go pay a bill

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[j @lieslmao]

how do lawyers not cry when arguing

[Amanda Kuhn @MANDY_tory]

If I had a dollar for every girl who posted a picture of their gun saying “my new baby 😍” i wouldn’t have to go back to work

[aimee @amygiesler]

Check in on your friends that have the new iPhones and keep accidentally screenshotting peoples Snapchat stories on several occasions.

[Amanda Kuhn @MANDY_tory]

@KayKeev About to have my second on Tuesday and I cannot express my level of anxiety 😭

[$u$u @prettisusu]

Understanding your partners childhood trauma’s is another form of love

[Amanda Kuhn @MANDY_tory]

@purrrsten @CTowersCBS @KarlJonzu This is me with my neighbors cat lololol

[hai @hailiebabbby]

me two weeks ago: holy shit the coronavirus in china is crazy

me now: holy shit i’m unemployed

[kb @cheeseKATE_]

this quarantine has made me realize i truly have no hobbies except going out to eat and spending money. rather pathetic of me.

[Amanda Kuhn @MANDY_tory]

I got pulled over on my way home and the officer asked me how he recognized me from Festus and why I was in a hurry. I said “my ex boyfriend and because I’m hungry and have white castles” he let me go. I think it was the White Castles that did it.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Happy Super Bowl to the women who choose a team to like randomly today and cheer against someone whose emotional state for the next year depends on today’s outcome.

[Amanda Kuhn @MANDY_tory]

If you think your dating life sucks just know I overheard a guy ask his date if she wanted to go to Taco Bell. Not to eat, but to show her the store after hours because he was the manager...