mandy boddy

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[Allison @yesnosuremaybe]

You seem like you live in Williamsburg (derogatory)

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

but one of them has a name that rhymes with mine 🙃

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

two of my exes are married to women who look exactly like each other and nothing like me

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i like how the moon just does stuff like wow you’re gonna be orange one night? that’s amazing yay and oh you’re gonna be closer to earth than normal? that’s wonderful thank you

[ex-ex-swiftie @arianadotgov]

paul mescal fans are the weirdest people on the planet except for me i am normal and that’s why im the one who will end up married to him. good luck to everyone else

[Grace @gracecamille_]

my vibe this fall

[*ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊˚ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ @oatmilkdrunk]

body so tea the british are coming

[SZA @sza]

Don’t cry bitch get up and fight back : me @ todays tasks

[re: emma @evemmore]

when all my friends hang out

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

@emmahcodee ilysm

[SZA @sza]

Was tryna be polite but I really need a new season of severance right the fuck now .

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

@evemmore Hahahaha

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

@maryellen WOW

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

@mollyEatsTofu I’ll settle for 4th place

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

things I cried about today: listening to people on the street get surprised by the storm, the way a restaurant website spelled it “appertizer,” a Taylor swift music video from 2015.

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

@mollyEatsTofu I still think about this deck weekly

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

@hattieville omg Michael fassbender 🫠

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

some people love football, some people love the ads, some are most excited for Rihanna but I’m just here for the touchdown celebration dances

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

@mollyEatsTofu hahaha he gets a point for self awareness

[mandy boddy @mandyboddy]

@mollyEatsTofu Lol